perclumped

confused about something. not sure.

'' I'm perclumped at your answer Gabbie. ''

by Gabrielllaaaa!<3(: December 22, 2008

peacelock

A wizard who uses their powers for good instead of evil.

gangster: "i'm gonna shoot this baby in the face."
person: "not if i can do anything about it." *ZORPZ*
gangster: "what the...??! my gun just turned into a Mormon kitten! who are you?"
person: "me? oh nobody. i'm just a peacelock."
gangster: "lolz"

by The Real AC Slater July 17, 2010

Porcelain Pooper

One who lifts the toilet seat to sit on the porcelain while defecating.

Phil is the only porcelain pooper I know.
shart shit poop toilet muffin

by DTOM6106 October 19, 2010

Two Percent

Small Breasts that do not resemble the stereo typical dairy farmer with the hourglass figure.

"Hell no Olga cant be a barbie! She needs a lot more than two percent up top to even try!"

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Paint Some Porcelain

To discharge liquid feces violently into the toilet, resulting in a colorful toilet bowl.

Hold that thought bro, i gotta go paint some porcelain. I knew i shouldn't have eaten that lobster in Mexico.

by Queenworks December 15, 2008

Ride the porcelain pony

Take an exceptionally good crap.

Where have you been?
-Riding the porcelain pony.

by LD June 11, 2004

Pernell

Pernell is the last true Ninja the world will ever see. A Pernell is comprised of electricity, a strand of Super Saiyan hair, a piece of an Auto bot, and Jesus' eyes.

Pernell is what the world needs in a time of trouble.

by Wanderer_2001 February 3, 2010