peacelock

A wizard who uses their powers for good instead of evil.

gangster: "i'm gonna shoot this baby in the face."
person: "not if i can do anything about it." *ZORPZ*
gangster: "what the...??! my gun just turned into a Mormon kitten! who are you?"
person: "me? oh nobody. i'm just a peacelock."
gangster: "lolz"

by The Real AC Slater July 17, 2010