smacking pee-pees

A term used in the Marine Corps that occurs when someone is usually in a lot of trouble. Sometimes, the person isn't even in much of a shit sandwich, but gets harshly corrected for a small mistake, usually in front of many others. Simply put, punishing someone.

Hey Lieutenant Smith, did you see Lieutenant Schmuckatelli getting his pee-pee slapped by the Captain? Yeah, he is constantly smacking pee-pees.

I swear, if I see one more Marine wearing the uniform improperly, I'm gonna start smacking pee-pees.

by rchristopherc August 21, 2008

Peeshki

1. Vagina - word used to avoid parents knowing what one is talking about

2. Brother - direct decendant of the use as vagina. Brian was a big vagina and became Peeshki. Peeshki became universal for all brothers.

1. Don't put your penis in my peeshki.

2. I have one older sister and two older peeshkis.

by Hickey October 29, 2004

Peeshivers

The semi-orgasmic shudder one receives at the end of relieving a very full bladder.

As the long seconds ticked away, and his urineurysm had completely subsided, Joe smiled at how pleasurable his peeshivers felt as the trickle dripped its last few drops in the silent bathroom.

by Riffkin April 16, 2009

Peesh

Male genitalia. Penis

Adam sticks his peesh in Ashly's hooha on a regular basis.

by A. Harmon August 28, 2005

peestipation

Similar to constipation except instead of not being able to pee, you just dont want to.

Person one: "Oh man I really have to pee."
Person two:" Well then go pee."
Person one:" But I'm to comfortable to pee!"
Person two:" Oh, you didn't tell me you had peestipation."

by cleverness April 19, 2009

wet the peesh

Slang term for giving a blow job

"yo did that chick wet the peesh?!?!"

by JJFamz December 3, 2007

Peeshy

n. a delectable treat eaten by the Chupacabra tribe of East Africa in order to cure the dreaded disease of Assincockophilia.

*Note: Everytime someone says "peeshy", you have to touch his/her penis and/or vagina.

Johnny says, "I have Assincockophilia! What do I do?!" And Philbert says, "Eat some peeshy." And then Johnny says, "I feel better."

by Jacklyn Lisi September 30, 2006