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Paternalcide

Ongoing Oppressive and Systematic Destruction of Fatherhood in America. Using unconstitutional laws, directives, and policies, the government of the United States has all but eliminated the liberty of a unwed man fathering his children unencumbered by financial tariffs, time leeching, and emotional/mental abuse. The Family Court and Child Support Systems are responsible for the rise of low/middle income, undisciplined, unhappy boys who never become men because they essentially had their fathers raped from them.
GUIDELINE CHILD SUPPORT CALCULATIONS BASED ON TIME SPENT WITH CHILD AND INCOME ARE PRIMARY WEAPONS USED IN THE PATERNALCIDE OF AMERICAN FATHERS.
by SicilianHustler559 June 7, 2022
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paternitative

The want or need to seek paternity leave.
Wow, that’s very paternitative of you”.
by SuperSoldier212 December 13, 2022
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paternal grandma's heart

A very cold object devoid of emotion
Your evil paternal grandma's heart is brimming with evil
by deutsch Adolf October 7, 2022
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Paternoster salutation

To pay a rent boy to shit on one’s chest
Greetings, allow me to show you a paternoster salutation
by anonymous June 30, 2023
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Paternal cheating

The act of taking you father over your husband to the point it could be romantic.

Signs include
Him dreaming about you
You still call him daddy
You buy your husband matching clothes to your father
You choice your father over your husband every chance possible

You run off to daddy's aid over your kids and husband
Hi Sarah i think you are paternal cheating on William with your father.
by Coffscuck September 4, 2025
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Paternoadultism

A form of age-based dismissal where someone uses age or generational difference to invalidate another's perspective, experience, or authority. Paternoadultism can take several forms: the patronizing "you're young enough to be my child" (implying inexperience), the prescriptive "adults do X" (defining maturity by conformity), or the dismissive "when you're my age you'll understand" (positioning age as wisdom). It's a power move dressed as experience—using years as leverage, age as authority. Like other -isms, it stereotypes and dismisses based on a category (age) rather than engaging content.
"She raised a valid point about workplace culture. He replied, 'When you're my age, you'll understand how things really work.' That's Paternoadultism—dismissing her perspective by appealing to age, not argument. Her point was good regardless of her years. But age was the card, and he played it."
by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026
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ghosts of your paternal aunt

interjection indicates a strong feeling of distrust towards the other party's responses or claims. Used to call bullshit on someone's claims.
Ryan: I'm not touching or moving anything on your desk.
Ebi: GHOSTS OF YOUR PATERNAL AUNT! I just saw you grab a box of matches. Put it back!
by BramT April 11, 2021
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