A place where you get a massage but most commonly refers to a whore house in disguise of a legitimate massage business. Usually if you see a run down building in the shady part of town with a neon sign saying "MASSAGE", chances are its a rub and tug joint.
by tdan December 11, 2004
Get the Massage Parlor mug.An abnormality that affects nice good looking smart guys that prevents them from ever getting the girl or anything they feel that they deserve. They tend to help others but than the universe tends to screw them over for no apparent reason.
James: Hey, what did Sue say when you asked her out?
Sean: She said, "Awww, thats so sweet. I'll let you know"
James: That doesn't sound good at all man. Sounds like you just got friend zoned.
Sean: I figured. I assumed that if I helped her with her studies and brought up her grades she would finally go out with me.
James: Sounds like you have the Peter Parker Syndrome.
Sean: She said, "Awww, thats so sweet. I'll let you know"
James: That doesn't sound good at all man. Sounds like you just got friend zoned.
Sean: I figured. I assumed that if I helped her with her studies and brought up her grades she would finally go out with me.
James: Sounds like you have the Peter Parker Syndrome.
by monkeyd3128 March 1, 2012
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by wild rover December 12, 2014
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Derived from the popular 90's TV show, "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" in which the main character, Parker Lewis, and his group of close friends would sync their watches and speed off to implement one of their fool-hearted plans. The way they would speed off became synonymous to the main character's name.
Derived from the popular 90's TV show, "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" in which the main character, Parker Lewis, and his group of close friends would sync their watches and speed off to implement one of their fool-hearted plans. The way they would speed off became synonymous to the main character's name.
by II Shell July 10, 2007
Get the parker lewis mug.A idiot who has no eyebrows and likes looking at girls in a weird way. He gives you exams for an irrelevant subject that nobody cares about and you almost wanna slap across the face when you see his non eye-browed head. Then he makes you do a page of homework every week despite the lessons having to be practicals he treats it like a english lesson. So if you see him slap him. Then reply saying you were attempting a fake drama punch.
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Get the Coach Parker mug.Hottie neighbor who dresses and behaves provacatively in everyday situations such as gardening or checking the mail.
Coined from the movie Friday starring Ice Cube...ministers wife, Ms. Parker, did her gardening in hot shorts, bending over everytime Ice Cube walked by.
by Rottie_Grrrl August 12, 2007
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