Po-Po Parade

When you don't see any traffic coming towards you for awhile because there's a cop leading the pack that everyone's afraid to pass.

It's weird when you see a lot of traffic, then a large space because there's a po-po parade coming the other way.

by Simple_Man September 8, 2009

Liar's Paradox

The paradox that is created when someone tells you that he or she is a liar. If he IS a liar and tells you that he is a liar, then he is telling the truth and can't be a liar. If he is NOT a liar, but tells you that he is a liar, then he is telling you a lie, so he must be a liar.

"Hey George! Don't believe a word I say!"
"Man, that's fucked up big time. If I believe what you are saying now, it means I must not believe you, and if I don't believe you, it means I have to believe you! It's the Liar's Paradox!"

by Stefano Amare October 18, 2013

Creationist Paradox

A situation where people who know next to nothing about Science feel themselves qualified to refute it, often as a means of defending creationism.

Creationist Paradox in action:
Creationist: I only failed science class because it's all wrong!

by Nona Suomy January 12, 2009

paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

by Bob882 December 20, 2004

parlance

Way/manner of speaking/communicating

Using Philosophical parlance,is how the professor answers his students.

by J-vey April 15, 2019

Paradis Kebab

when a titan shifter becomes a titan while his penis in inside of you

"god, i want eren to give me a Paradis Kebab

by cringe guy April 14, 2021

Pious Paradox

The level where religious people thinks they are too good and feel like they are above other people to the point where their religiousness backfires in intellect and empathy. In simple terms, FOR SOME PEOPLE, the more you become religious, the less intelligent and empathetic you become.

This paradox is prevalent, especially in Abrahamic religions.

Jamal: You have depression? You must be non-religious and have weak iman.

Here, Jamal illustrates a pious paradox, where he thinks he has never experienced depression because of his "higher level" of faith.

by DOMOQUE October 21, 2020