Parade of Gays

Coined by philosopher and comedic genius Adam Carolla, this term is used to describe a group of three or more gay people congregating in one area. You can have a murder of crows, a herd of cows or a parade of gays.

"Wow, I had an interesting morning. First I saw a gaggle of geese, then I came across a parade of gays on my way in to to work."

by Carollafan2 September 19, 2012

Paraballistic

1)Word used to describe a person, animal, situation, condition or event that has rapidly achieved a heightened state of agitation.

2)A person, place or thing that is far beyond the ordinary by comparison to like persons, places or things.

3)Going beyond wild, ballistic or berserk.

The chimp went paraballistic and ripped the woman's face off then ate it with a banana and a nice chianti.

by Paraballistic March 4, 2009

parabolove

things math nerds say to pick up chicks. guaranteed to get you ivy league pussy.

Howard: Kelly, I parabolove you!

Kelly: Shove your tongue down my throat!

by cheeseonmyknees March 26, 2017

Wadleys Paradigm

A place for everything and nothing in it's place

The phenomenom of Wadleys Paradigm takes effect when finding that the labelled place where things should go is empty and that its contents have mysteriously wandered off into unexpected uncomprehensible locations. Usually this occurs after 'doin a Wadley'.

by scriptcat February 4, 2009

Hyperbolic Paraboloid

The shape of a pringle, to put it simply.....usually called a 'saddle' for ease...

Regular guy: These Pringles are so Tasty!

Geekish man: NOO! Don't crush the hyperbolic paraboloid!!!

by Richy_s August 1, 2009

Plan the parade

An expression used in sports when a team makes positive trades or acquires players which make the team a championship contender. The parade in reference refers to the Stanley Cup parade through Toronto that was planned after the Toronto Maple Leafs of the NHL acquired star forward Phil Kessel.

The phrase is often used sarcastically.

"Leafs have clinched a playoff spot!"
"Don't plan the parade yet"

by Fixing May 5, 2017

fart parade

a "parade" of farts. must consist of at least 6 or more farts.

you're sitting at the table and you fart consistently 6 or more times and you say "that was a nice fart parade." kind of like a pfft toot pfft pffft toot toot

by Lax mom to 3 February 24, 2009