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Paranoia Activia

The fear of your Activia or fiber one bar kicking in
Dude after lunch, I have the worst case of Paranoia Activia during ballet rehearsal.
by Balletfreak November 15, 2011
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Paranoia

Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.

Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!

Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
Definition of paranoia-Joel stop being such a paranoid cunt!! Jo has not got your gear!!! :)
by Zton October 9, 2016
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clown paranoia

Fear of clowns and molesters.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.
OMFG I LOVE COLORING!!!
OMFG CLOWN PARANOIA!!!
by Nicole Armand January 15, 2009
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Phone Paranoia

The fake mental condition of constantly thinking your mobile phone is vibrating in your pockets, signalling a call or a message, when in reality, it isn't and there was no call or message. This leads to the phone owner constantly pulling their mobile phone out to check.
Person 1: -Checks Phone. Dude! I think have phone paranoia!
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.
by Coopeeeey(: July 16, 2010
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fart paranoia

The fear to pass gas, usually brought on by sharting.
"Why does Ricky keep going to the bathroom?"
"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."
by Weregoat July 1, 2014
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fish paranoia

unwarranted short term paranoia. often after a night out or when you read into the tone of a text too much.

When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.
"are you up"
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia
by LDKLDK December 15, 2019
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Paranoiatypus

A platypus with stark paranoia. Most commonly found in the regions somewhat close, but not limited to, Bethesda, Maryland. Also an awesome.
"About as awesome as a Paranoiatypus."
by Monk December 21, 2004
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