by Balletfreak November 15, 2011
Get the Paranoia Activia mug.Somewhat common personality disorder. Symptoms include not trusting people, holding grudges with ease, and taking jokes much too seriously.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
by Zton October 9, 2016
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Fear of clowns and molesters.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.
by Nicole Armand January 15, 2009
Get the clown paranoia mug.The fake mental condition of constantly thinking your mobile phone is vibrating in your pockets, signalling a call or a message, when in reality, it isn't and there was no call or message. This leads to the phone owner constantly pulling their mobile phone out to check.
Person 1: -Checks Phone. Dude! I think have phone paranoia!
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.
by Coopeeeey(: July 16, 2010
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"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."
"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."
by Weregoat July 1, 2014
Get the fart paranoia mug.unwarranted short term paranoia. often after a night out or when you read into the tone of a text too much.
When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.
When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.
"are you up"
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia
by LDKLDK December 15, 2019
Get the fish paranoia mug.A platypus with stark paranoia. Most commonly found in the regions somewhat close, but not limited to, Bethesda, Maryland. Also an awesome.
"About as awesome as a Paranoiatypus."
by Monk December 21, 2004
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