doughy pantload

Common liberal-blog nickname for "Liberal Fascism" author Jonah Goldberg. Coined May 2004 by norbizness of norbizness.com.

"Some people seem to think we hate Jonah Goldberg.

Nothing could be farther from the truth. First of all, the Doughy Pantload has given us hundreds of hours of entertainment; in his official role as Village Idiot of the Internet, he never ceases to amuse us with his falling off of walls, tumbling into ditches, and trying to come up with smart things to say when he’d really rather be at home watching Deep Space Nine DVDs."

-Mister Leonard Pierce of sadlyno.com

by Alex Eschate October 10, 2008

dutch pantry

the act of farting in a closet when someone is in it and then locking the door

my little brother was on the phone in the closet so i gave him a dutch pantry he didnt appreciate it

by Travel Sized Joe April 5, 2008

panty wine

Blood from menstruation.

Katie was on her period this week. She produced quite a lot of panty wine this season.

by dejaflu February 14, 2012

Panty Terrorist

The ultimate tease! One who makes you cream using a variety of techniques; most often not including the use of hands or being in the presence of the panties he/she is terrorizing.

She sat in erotic agony as the Panty Terrorist explored the details of his intimate fantasies.

by Chryan20 December 11, 2020

pantyvax

Pretending to be against vaccines to get in an antivaxxer’s panties

Bro, I pantyvaxxed this chick last night and I think I caught covid

by lil latkes April 9, 2021

Grim Pantry

Going down on a women over 70.

Barb from Human Resources: Hello Steve from accounting... how was your weekend?
Steve from accounting: It was great Barb! I went to the assisted living home and got some Grim Pantry. It was delicious!

by irishdeathbunny September 11, 2018

put the beans in the pantry

This is a phrase used in a situation where people need to calm down. In this particular phrase , beans represents the harsh feelings or the feelings of anger. Putting the beans in the pantry represents the harsh feelings being put aside until they can be further resolved.

Greta: I hate you!
Natalie: Toes too (look it up)

Bradley: Guys, PUT THE BEANS IN THE PANTRY!

Greta: You're right Bradley

Natalie: Lets stay friends

by BestBuddies September 14, 2017