Pandora Drift

While listening to Pandora® this is the period of time inevitably about every 6th song played that the style "drifts" away from style or band chosen.

I was blissing out during my massage to tranquil music when Pandora Drift struck with a beat-laden tune that really crushed my groove...

by TrapperBon-Bon April 15, 2016

Pandora the Explorer

This app is always asking you questions but when you answer it never seems like it's listening. And it always plays the same annoying repetitive songs.

My Pandora the Explorer app never plays my songs, it acts like it wants to hear me but then ignores me.

by mormdavid December 11, 2016

pandorica

A prison, a weapon and a fairytale. Oh, but it's more than a fairytale. No, no... it's real. A giant box that has been searched by every race since the start of time. And it ended with a girl in a museum.

Listen, you lot, you're all whizzing about. It's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because I AM TALKING! The question of the hour is, who's got the Pandorica? Answer, I do. Next question. Who's coming to take it from me? Come on! Look at me. No plan, no back up, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else. I don't have anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceship, with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way. Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, AND THEN, do the smart thing: Let somebody else try first.

by MopBanana (Una-Vaatu) March 2, 2021

Pandora Lovegood

Pandora Lovegood is literally the best person ever. She is the mother of Luna Lovegood and the wife of Xenophilius Lovegood. She is Regulus Black's best friend also. She is in Ravenclaw. She is absolutely amazing and deserves everything in the whole world.

Person A: You know someone who deserves the whole world?
Person B: Snape?
Person A: Fuck no, Pandora Lovegood.

by Urmommysluver August 3, 2022

Human Pandora

A person who listens to a certain word and starts singing a known song relating to the word. Almost like a radio on demand.

If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.

Dude, You gotta talk to her, She's a Human Pandora.

by NashtyBoy February 24, 2011

Paedo crawl

The act of driving one's car at a shockingly low speed to the extent at which the driver could perhaps be mistaken for a paedophile looking for new victims.

"Mate speed up, people think we're doing a Paedo crawl"

by jdjskwbdjw February 8, 2015

paedophile

Kiddie fiddler - usually linked to primary school education

Alan Jackson loved his job, because he could watch the six year-olds changing for gym

by Ian Jackson December 11, 2003