Oxymoron

two words paired together which have conflicting meanings; two words whose meanings are so different that pairing them together results in an impossible combination.

Oxymorons include but are not limited to:

Fox News
United States
same difference
new moon
smart girl
bi-partisan
Church of Scientology
etc.

by this be my fucking name bisch November 1, 2009

oxymoron

An extremely stupid bovine.

Used to amplify the effect of calling one a cow, or a moron.

You retarded oxymoron!

by NorthEastWestSouth October 26, 2007

Oxymoron

see homophobe ...

Oh noes it's teh homos!!

by Oh I'm tho thcared May 7, 2005

oxymoron

2 words that contradict each other like its so wonderfuly painful

the greatest oxymoron my teacher tought us was quiet women

by some person in some world April 1, 2009

Oxymoron

An idiot with a gas bottle!

That idiot has a gas bottle! That's the first oxymoron I've seen in a long time!

by Ethan February 16, 2005

Oxymoron

This word is combining two things that are not alike... saying something like jumbo shrimp, tall midget.

In many ways this word can be summed up by the human oxymoron.
Otherwise known as;
Thomas Dayton Cressman.

Jumbo Shrimp, Tall Midget, Thomas Dayton Cressman

(human oxymoron)

by sYkoLette April 21, 2011

oxymoron

Words which loose their meaning through self or mutual negation. Usually in a comical or amusing way. The most unique of the Oxymoron 'words' are the single or paired word oxymorons which attempt to describe a larger subject without actually negating each other but in fact are a 'double negation' of sorts. For these you need only know the actual definition(s) of the root word(s) (as provided by socially legitimized sources of knowledge - I.E., Webster's or Funk and Wagonal's) in its intended use in juxtposition to its actual use in situ.

"Hey! Check out this Urban Dictionary!" (Such oxymoron phrases may be reduced and used in their most basic form, I.E. Urban Dictionary)

by The M.C. May 19, 2006