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Nutella Shot

The cumulation of Lucy's genius, a shot glass filled with pure Nutella.
"The Nutella Shot is the best invention know to mankind."
by Silent Stag December 8, 2022
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Nutella

Person 1: nutella

Person 2: i commit tax fraud
by Ratas.noodles May 9, 2023
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The soggy Nutella in your fridge

Oh so sweet but so soggy at the same time..

It’s bitter, as the foul taste spreads across the little bitty bumps On your tongue, it cowering in fear as this new flavor was introduced into your body.

Oh how frightening it is indeed.

Your body twist and turns as it decides what to do with this.. this monstrosity.

The expired chunk of nutella moves throughout your veins, spreading around like an extreme disease. It reaches your tummy tum tum, but it doesn’t feel so good.

You run, run for your life as your bum let’s out painful uh oh stinky farts. Your classmates look at you in horror, the delicious smell of old rotten taco bell filling up the air.

You reach your destination and sit down on the toilet, and unleash the beast. You cry painful tears, as the watery substance runs down your crack, with a small plop once it falls into the water. That my friends, is the power of nutella.
Hey Sam, can i borrow The Soggy Nutella in your fridge? It’s for an experiment!
by Nutella in your fridge November 1, 2019
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Nutella Blackface

Smearing nutella all over your face and taking a picture with the used jar.
Sorry didn't you go in the Nutella Blackface
by Cowbutthole69 September 23, 2012
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Nutella

The by-product of successful anal sex.
Tom and Betty changed their bed sheets after finding a dribble of nutella.
by DrGreenlove June 24, 2011
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Burnt Toast With Nutella

When two brown men shit into a bowl. One man lays down on the floor and the shit is spread all over his chest, legs and groin. The other man then lays on top of him, thus creating burnt toast with nutella. This may also work with two white men, but instead of burnt toast, it would just be white bread.
Danny: "Hey Harry, you wont believe what I did last night."

Harry: "What did you do?"

Danny: "I made some burnt toast with nutella, last night with some guy. Maybe you would like to try it sometime!"

Harry: "MMMMM sounds delicious. I'll see when i'm off work!"
by Poon Slayer <3 <3 <3 October 11, 2011
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nutella

A girl that is dark, sweet, and spreads easily.
That bitch is such a Nutella!
by SamIAm711 April 3, 2007
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