Nutcracker

When a women crushes your nuts with her ass.

That Bitch you'st cracked deez nuts like a nutcracker

by GAYMYASSHOLE!"§$%% November 18, 2020

Nutcracker

Someone who acts like there is 45 litres of Red Bull permanently in their system. They do crazy stuff for no particular reason and are a constant threat to you, your friends and family and society

Jesus how did that truck get flipped on its side?!
Oh, that was Barry, he's a right nutcracker

by LankyPogger123 January 12, 2021

Nutcracker

When you have a friend who out of nowhere will either kick or slap you in the nuts as hard as they can

Man 1: Jerry just hit me in the nuts super hard

Man 2: Yeah, he's the nutcracker of the group

by IBankGrenades December 6, 2021

Nutcracker

When you feel the need to drop your nutsack in the butt crack of another man.

I just dropped my nutsack in the butt crack of my mate Rupert, whilst he was having a piss, he said what you doing? I replied, I’m giving you a nutcracker!

by Girth Harris July 3, 2022

nutcracker

An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.

Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!

by LordJenal July 7, 2022

Nutcracker

Caucasian with long beard. Easiky burns. Has some type of spectre.

Muhammad is a nutcracker.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 5, 2024

Nutcracker

When someone is dick eating you!

When you bring ya girl infront of ya momma and now all she do is agree with everything she say to me yea u a nutcracker bloody

by 44 feel me April 25, 2024