numpty

noun, substantive; person who is a complete ass in every way

Joseph Sarandos, the moderator, user and subject of discussion at forum.searchingjenin.com, is the chief of all numpties

by Larry Hagman October 8, 2003

numpty

A complete blooming idiot, one who needs to have one's eyes slapped out. A candidate for the Darwin Awards.

That Hammock is a f**king numpty!

by beffkin March 19, 2003

numpty

A bit of a tit

Beat it ya numpty, before I chin ye

by Dugswab January 10, 2003

numaterio

A numaterio is someone who does not like being made fun of, and gets severely butthurt if you do.

I just made fun of him,
But he is being such a numaterio about it.

by Pinq March 18, 2015

Numptitous

Numptitous - He got a severe case of numptitous when he started work

He caught numptitous when he arrived and henceforth we he was known as a Numpty

by Timmay62 October 15, 2015

numpty

An absolute idiot

"Brian can be such a numpty."

by Apes_Dawg June 23, 2016

Numptide

Someone who, though normally very intelligent, has done something stupid or clumsy

Pronounced nump-tide

Fred drops his phone
"Fred you absolute numptide"

by bifs101 October 28, 2016