number 3

a flaming, liquid, explosive, makes-you-grab-onto-the-nearest-object-for-support, kind-of-feels-like-a-butthole-abort, butt clenching wet chunky, don’t-let-it-in-your-mouth-or-it’ll-taste-funky, stew, don’t-let-it-brew, horrifying poo poo, sweat-inducing, buttocks-loosening, toilet-bowl-cruising, you-bet-you’re-losing, when-it-drops-toilet-water-plops-and-makes-you-hops-off-the-toilet-before-you-drops-to-the-ground-and-cry, super-soaker. internal-poker, buttcake-muffin, organ-stuffin, leaves-you-huffin-and-puffin, brown-town, makes-you-frown, don’t-let-it-pile-up-or-you’ll-drown, if-you-survive-you-deserve-a-crown-your-insides-have-been-grinder-up-ground, lumpy, chunky and round, don’t-make-a-sound, life-of-death, out-of-breath, mop-it-up, take-a-dump-in-a-cup, snotty, juicy, dum-dum-bubblegum, spraying everywhere, watery diarrhea.

ryah: last week i took a number 3 and i haven’t been able to walk since!
haset: really? last month i had a number 3 and i haven’t felt safe using a bathroom since!

by pissbaby67 June 11, 2021

Number Neighbor

a trend on twitter where a person has the same exact phone number as you but the last digit is either higher or lower

mike: i’m gonna text my number neighbor, since my number is (231)465-321 their number must be (231)465-322 or (231)465-320

not a real phone number (i think)

by tttrashcannn August 5, 2019

The reason these tables are numbered

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet

Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010

Mantastic Number

A song in a musical in which the singers are all male and the song is of a high manful quality; usually involves singing about objectifying women and/or fighting.

The song "Dames" from the Musical "42nd Street" is my favorite mantastic number.

by Captain Silver April 1, 2006

Number 2

Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Similarly number 3 is rhyming slang for doing a pee.

Had so much to eat, gotta do a massive number 2.

by Jazpur September 7, 2011

Number One Bullshit

Originally popularized by UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov, later used again by shirtless Tampa Bay Lightning player Nikita Kucherov after getting hammered on Bud Light and winning back-to-back Stanley Cups in a postgame interview after a game 5 win against the Montreal Canadiens. He was frustrated that Vegas Golden Knights goaltender Marc-André Fluery won the Vezina Trophy instead of the Lightning's own Andrei Vasilevskiy, as well as Canadiens fans celebrating like they had won the Stanley Cup after winning one game.

"I was telling him every day 'Vasy you're the MVP, you're the best player,' and then they gave it to- whatever the guy... Vegas... the Vezina... and then last year they gave Vezina to somebody else, number one bullshit, number one bullshit." - Nikita Kucherov

by AVerySillySillySillySillyMan July 10, 2021

Numerating

When you are young, 10, 11, or 12 and you first begin masturbating. It is new to you and amazing. At that time it is referred to as numerating.

I just began numerating yesterday.

by joshuan jared November 16, 2007