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Norwegian Forrest Cat

The single most majestic of all beings, mythological or of this universe; rivaled only by the Unicat and the Unicorn. No picture of one actually exists. Someone once tried to take a picture of one and the camera suddenly exploded because that amount of awesomeness cannot be contained in a single picture. The Norwegian Forrest Cat is said to only appear to those worthy of it's distinction. If by chance one appears in your room during the night do not be frightened; you are clearly the spawn of Fergie and Jesus.
John: HOLY SHIT a Norwegian Forrest Cat just flew into my room!12!!

Marcus: Your parents are Fergie and Jesus??!@?!
by Oneil Chase March 25, 2010
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norwell

town in massachusetts were the gay ass superentendent give snow days once every 6 years
norwell's last snow day 2005

last snow doay before that 1999
by m-weezy September 12, 2006
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Norwegian Regatta

Richard asked Tom for a dutch rudder, but Tom was horny too. Therefore they decided on a Norwegian Regatta. Tom won.
by Gouleeee October 18, 2011
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Norwegian Caterpillar

The sexual act of placing ones penis between a pair of hairy butt cheeks - idealy of a female who then farts.
Making the hair tickle the shaft and feeling like the legs of a caterpillar walking.
A couple meet in a bar wanting to try something new and go home to experiment. They are watching animal planet during a series on caterpillars they play around with this bizzare idea of farting on the weaner between the hairy buns... Hence the "Norwegian Caterpillar"
by BumCheek April 25, 2008
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Norwegia

Norwegia państwo położone w Europie Północnej na Półwyspie Skandynawskim.
by hardcorepanda December 20, 2010
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Norwegian Donut

When you bend a chick backwards, so that her face is touching her ass, and you shoot your load on her face so that it drips onto her ass, thus 'glazing' the donut.
Dude Willie, you totally put the glaze on that Norwegian Donut all over Mariel. Nice.
by DigiMan Shart July 9, 2009
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Norwegian

People of a beautiful northern, socialist-democratic country who all manage to have a good lifestyle and live on smoked fish, impalatable rye flatbed, dill, and fish balls with boiled potatoes.
See that Norwegian over there? She's baking ulekake for Christmas.
by 2nd_generation_100%Norwegian September 22, 2019
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