Nomfapping

The process of eating and masturbating at the same time. Mainly american.

"Sup bill"
"Nm"
"Wheres jimmy"
"Oh he's nomfapping again"
"That bastard!"

by Adamskyy October 11, 2008

nofanity

"mouthing" a curse word without actually saying it, or pausing where the curse word would be; to cuss without actually saying so:

"I can't believe that pause jerk! He cut right into my lane!" That's a nofanity

by benjasdad-2000 December 17, 2008

nonambition

One who refuses to make their life better hence living in a shithole or surreal world...

Ping has "nonambition", hence it's loser life...

by Shorty Crunk January 4, 2009

nofa king

Similar to sofa king, but with a negative connotation.

He had nofa king idea what was going to happen next.

by freaksho September 20, 2009

Nonbad

Used in online gaming to indicate a player who is not 'bad' at the game, namely a noob or baddie. It can be used in a variety of ways and is generally not used to describe one's self. Elitests may use this term but it is not exclusively for their use, more for anyone who has a good sense they actually know how to fucking play.

Example 1:
Somewhat Skilled Player:
LF2M Ranged Deeps 4 ICC25, guild run, 5.5k GS+ req, Nonbads only PST

Example 2:
Baddie:
hI I LEIK UR gUILD nAEM ADN SOM1 SEd u R rECRUITING CAN U LET ME JoIN IT?
Guildee: Sorry nub we're only recruiting Nonbads ATM

Example 3:
Somewhat Skilled Player 1:
my guild is stuck on fucking Marrowgar Hard mode, its like we're fucking carrying half the peeps, like the other day I DI'd this shammy and he was freaking out in Vent about how he was "perma-stunned"
Somewhat Skilled Player 2:
Holy shit man, you need to find a guild with more Nonbads, lawls.

by Pwnzor!!111one August 6, 2010

nondating

Doing date activities with a friend of the opposite sex to avoid actually having to date someone.

To the unaware third party observer the pair looks like they are together.

Similar to "friendzone" but more positive because neither party wants a romantic or sexual relationship.

"I heard you and Jane went to a nice dinner and a concert together, are you two dating?"
"No, she is just a cool girl to hangout with so we are just nondating"

by ActionNoah January 26, 2014

Nonfleek

When something is so not on fleek.

Girlfriend, that weave is so nonfleek!

by B10suj May 15, 2015