nonce

1.british slang for a pedophile.
2. used as an expression word to demonstrate annoyance or anger.

1.that tom guy is a nonce
2. YOU NONCE. sorry for doing that.

by smashabaddie2019 May 18, 2021

Nonce

Mulham the nonce is trying to molest Mariam for the 46th time but Mariam always dodges Mulham like a bullet

A nonce is someone who's name is Mulham. He tries to molest this girl called Mariam. Mariam avoids Mulham like you avoided the kid in primary school who used to pick up a shit from the floor with a stick, and then chased you with it. Mulham oneced tried to buy Mariam flowers. When Mariam saw the flowers she ran away screaming. Lets just say Mulham's mission to get some pussy failed. Badly.

by Muham's_a_Nonce April 9, 2019

Nonce

British slang for pedophile

Person 1"my PE teacher is a right nonce he looks at me in the changing room while I'm getting changed"
Person 2"yeah he sounds like one"

by BLLBAG man March 4, 2019

Nonce

British slang for pedophile

Donald Trump is a nonce.

Biden is a nonce

by Salsalmone June 16, 2020

nonce

a paedophile
or a twat.

"He a stupid fucking nonce ain't he?"

by Cannibal Pxnda November 12, 2017

Nonce

'Nonce' Is how you define the pervy little paedophiles out their with their little slimy penises out waiting to pounce out of their bush onto an unsuspecting child. Support the No Noncesense movement by liking this video "No Noncesense by CallumsCorner"

Sam- "There's that disgusting fucking Nonce over their I heard he dragged Jeremy's daughter Into a bush Lets go Curb the cunt"

Dave- "But Sam, That Is Jeremy"

by MentalScraps December 3, 2018

Nonce

A slang word for pedophile eg Cha she

Cha she is a nonce for asking 12 year olds for nudes bro it's crazy

by Hi cuz January 7, 2020