A place where people say Joisy instead of Jersey but insist they say Jersey. A place of bad haircuts and gold chains. When traveling down I95 if you see a hole in the ground and smell foul odors you're there. Where people focus on superficial shit like their tan and how many times they went to the gym that week. Where the guys beat off while watching videos of themselves beating off. Where they hate New York but they're just New York light. A place where liberal douche bag singers like Bruce Springsteen come from. He sucks, you know it. A place where you can bang nasty orange skin skanks. The beach is defined as the place where you can get used needles that washed ashore. Where AIDS and drug use is as common as the foul smelling air. A place that is the butt of many jokes. Tied with West Virginia with the least amount of last names in the phone book. Claim they invented cheese fries. When you go to a bar there all you can smell is cheap cologne, tanning lotion and stank pussy. Instead of Karaoke nights they have fist pumping nights. When super storm Sandy hit it was like someone flushed the toilet but some of the turds didn't go down.
Person 1- "I have to go to New Jersey this weekend."
Person 2- "That sucks. Make sure you get tested when you get back."
Person 1- "Tested for what."
Person 2- "AIDS, syphilis, gonorrhea, lung capacity, IQ, hair products, excessive liberalism and skin cancer."
Person 2- "That sucks. Make sure you get tested when you get back."
Person 1- "Tested for what."
Person 2- "AIDS, syphilis, gonorrhea, lung capacity, IQ, hair products, excessive liberalism and skin cancer."
by The real Satan's Helper February 6, 2015
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Also the state name is the name of a 1988 Bon Jovi album.
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The first time I ever saw the Atlantic Ocean (and waded in it) was at Seaside Heights, New Jersey. I was 15 years old at the time.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 15, 2009
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by A Rebel October 14, 2010
Get the New Jersey mug.A state that happens to be across the river from New York City. It catches a lot of shit for this unavoidable accident of geography. If Iowa was across the river from New York City, we'd all be watching "Iowa Shore" right now and making fun of the guidos. In spite of this situation, my unscientific assessment of the asshole population in New Jersey is that the ratio of assholes to regular folks actually places "Jersey" among the more decent of the of American states, ranking somewhere between Tennessee and Colorado, whereas if you gleaned your perception of New Jersey from our popular culture, you might think it was a place as asshole-ridden as Massachusetts or Florida.
Overall, a great place to be from. It is affluent, highly-educated, and densely populated but down-to-earth and diverse. The best ethnic food is in New Jersey. Every celebrity you can think of is from New Jersey. Bruce Springsteen wrote a lot of songs about getting the fuck out of New Jersey, but continues to represent by living there, so recognize.
Overall, a great place to be from. It is affluent, highly-educated, and densely populated but down-to-earth and diverse. The best ethnic food is in New Jersey. Every celebrity you can think of is from New Jersey. Bruce Springsteen wrote a lot of songs about getting the fuck out of New Jersey, but continues to represent by living there, so recognize.
by Jim Florio February 4, 2010
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1. Dude, why are we going to New Jersey, everyone knows any other eastern coastal states is better than New Jersey.
2. Man, I hate that more than New Jersey. Nah, I can't hate anything more than I hate New Jersey
2. Man, I hate that more than New Jersey. Nah, I can't hate anything more than I hate New Jersey
by Hoot Jackson September 11, 2011
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The state that is stereotyped to be full of Italian mobs. And South Jersey is actually a much nicer place to live than the North.
NJ accents are just like those of all the TV commercials. So whenever Southerners say, "Ya'll have an accent!" they're actually wrong because People from NJ talk just the same as all the famous people on TV and in movies.
The state that is stereotyped to be full of Italian mobs. And South Jersey is actually a much nicer place to live than the North.
NJ accents are just like those of all the TV commercials. So whenever Southerners say, "Ya'll have an accent!" they're actually wrong because People from NJ talk just the same as all the famous people on TV and in movies.
by sexyrex July 17, 2007
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Women may not be easy in NJ but when you get them, its sweeter! Her in Minnesota, women are easy, and all have babies by 17. No fun!
by Mikey Mike of NJ September 13, 2005
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