Nerf Ninja

The act of someone acting like a complete retard only to destroy his own reputation in attempt to gaining one

kid: Hello folks, i am your nerf ninja

others: wow, what a faggot

by IamPerson1 December 29, 2009

Neru

A fat and/or obese cat from the American bombay breed. Usually female, she has very soft, black fur. This cat is always hungry and will eat anything EXCEPT broccoli. She also hates other cats, but loves a good snuggle with the humans for when it's bed time.

Neru, share the can food with the rest of your siblings; it's not all for you!

by TheCatDoctor June 27, 2020

nerfulated

When a guy has ejaculated too many times in one day and on his next ejaculation nothing comes out.

Oh man last night I wanked so many times I nerfulated, seriously nothing came out.

by Grayreaper December 23, 2013

nerfgrade

A software upgrade that causes reduced functionality.

As a verb or noun.

Microsoft's Excel 07 is a nerfgrade of Excel 03, as now I cannot save dbf files.

Wow, thanks for nerfgrading that one Bill Gates.

I've been nerfgraded by the latest version and it pisses me off.

by nerfgraded April 1, 2011

nerdup

A calling to bring to the surface your technical, skilled intelligent, thinking, problem solving side.

Dude, that bitch hacked your Twitter account you better Nerdup or you're system's fried.

by TheNERD July 20, 2013

nermuda

a couple that would never happen

sorry, nermuda will never happen

by kidskoolaid October 15, 2018

Nerf singed

Definition: When singed needs a nerf so bad that hashinshin goes on a 90 second mental breakdown about it, saying nerfed singed over 50 times.

hashinshin: nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed he has the highest winrate and pickrate in top.
nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed fling is garbage and completely stops lane interraction.
nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed its been like this the entire season since they removed fervor of battle. nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed.

by Kostas011969 May 28, 2019