national nut day

national nut day falls on the crisp day of december 1st. this is day right after no nut november ends. it is typically known as the start of destroy dick december.

guy 1: it's 11:59pm! national nut day is nearly here!
guy 2: finally fellow soldier, we're almost at the other side!

by ilikeketchupalot November 14, 2019

national baby yoda day

on January 15th we all will talk about Baby Yoda

Teacher:Stop talking. Students:It’s National Baby Yoda Day. Teacher:Ok go on

by Racoonkidd500 December 23, 2019

National wasted my time day (Oct. 6)

A day to remember all the mfs who wasted yo time

National wasted my time day (oct. 6): a day to remember all of the mfs who wasted your time!
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long

Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day

by Magoozel October 6, 2021

National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day

A Day that absolutely no one on this website can agree on the actual date of

It's National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day! Wait, I forget, isn't it tomorrow? I guess it doesn't really matter cause my gf is just gonna ask for it anyway

by chugga chugga choo choo February 18, 2020

National fuck off day

National fuck off day is a day in which you must just fuck off and stop being a cunt towards others.

"stop being a cunt "
"why? "
"it's national fuck off day bro"

by National fuck off day May 25, 2018

National hold hands day

On April 13th, it is a day where anyone can hold hands with whomever they would like.

Hey, today is national hold hands day

by WhiteChocolate4820 May 25, 2018

National Give A Girl Your Hoodie Day

November 16
National give a girl your hoodie day

Give a girl your hoodie today

You want my hoodie for national give a girl your hoodie day???

by Give a girl your hoodie November 15, 2020