Mulestache

A mulester's mustache.

Andy Samburg has this Saturday Night Live video about this new dance. It's called 'The Creep' and they are all styling major mulestaches.

by kanihelpyou April 5, 2011

molesty

any unpleasant act or situation akin to molestation; general violation

"the prices at Taco Bell are getting kinda molesty. They shouldn't be able to get away with that nonsense."

an awkward love letter that's not touching so much as molesty.

by MrEngrish April 7, 2011

molestexting

When a person continues to send you sexual content via text message and you have asked the person not to send such content to your phone. You begin to feel you are being molested though your phone.

He continued to send me x-rated pictures of himself even though I have asked him to stop. The molestexting is becoming too much for me.

by Trimaze February 16, 2013

molestigate

To grope another's genital region in an investigatatory manner.

After asking if she was a transvestite, he molestigated the woman's crotch to seek proof of her claim.

by RJ LBC January 12, 2014

molest juice

For Molesters to get hyped and ready to invade bedrooms

Gonna drink Molest Juice and invade Ians house

by MOLESTERS November 15, 2016

Myles Mules Chang

The perfect man who is extremely kind, gentle and loving to everyone. Patient with others, good with all children, teenagers and adults. There is a serenity, or calmness about him, no moodiness though he's got some sass in him....or tempers flaring. He cares deeply and shows this by the strong embrace or hug when greeting or even just saying goodbye to someone. He is not judgemental or patronizing, but genuine in relationships with everyone. This is a rare person, there are not many out there, but there are a few who are pure in heart and honestly close to perfection..even if he only likes pink circus animals to snack on😜

Why can't even just be as perfect as Myles Mules Chang???

by Lilmissaries July 31, 2017

Cupcake Molester

the sticking of Ray Toro's hand inside of a cupcake.

"did you see that interview with Ray molesting that cupcake?"
"being a cupcake molester is my new hobby."

by frnkieromustdie August 20, 2013