Mulch

Pubic Hair.

I'm thinking of shaving my Mulch but I like it hairy.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

keeva mutch

Stupid bitch that does nothing but fight, doesn’t admit to sending nudes, an ugly fuck,tits that sag to her knees, and smokes around the back o the school

Oh look it’s that slag Keeva mutch again

by fukmamam October 27, 2017

multicharing

To play an online game (usually MMORPG's (massively multiplayer online role playing games) but utilising the advantages of having more than one character.

This is often frowned upon as it can sometimes be classed as a form of cheating in the more hardcore roleplaying society.

Player 1 Has logged on as Mary.
Player 1 Has logged off.
Player 1 Has logged on as Dick.

Player 2: Hey stop multicharing!

by TeKK November 22, 2006

mulched

When you take an explosive shit that covers the back of the bowl.

Dude, I mulched the fuck out of that toliet.

by #shitsdeep January 16, 2017

Colfax Taint Mulch

This is a peat mixture of dingleberries, fumunda cheese, and mud butt located in the fatty bits located between the genital area and butthole.

My buddy T-Bone was doing a dip and sniff on this girl and sampled her Colfax Taint Mulch by mistake. He put it in a pan and now we have sourdough bread for a week!

by DirtyMouthMedic May 7, 2022

mutchler

tall, skinny, unmuscular, man that generally with small or no genitals

Wow did you see that mutchler and his mom.

by Sterling Boylan September 14, 2007

MULCH

a dance move. drop low to the ground and spread your arms, hands out and moving quickly like you are spreading mulch. the legs can remain squatted or you can move around in a squatted stance. your hands must keep spreading mulch. best time to dance is during a hard instrumental solo. mulching was originated at a gas station while a group of Rhode Island landscapers were headed to a Phish show. each mulcher adds their own flavor to it but it's overall goal is to be as close to the ground as you can get.

Dang, you mulched the hell out of that song!

by ouioui August 4, 2007