Muggle

A racial slur for non-magical people in the Harry Potter universe.

"Hermione is part Muggle because her father was not a Wizard."

by BongAvenger September 14, 2011

Mugglewump

A Foolish person with a huge lack of coordination and no good looks often picked on and drives a little girly hatchback car that belongs to their parents

Jewbob: Christian Sanby is such a fucking mugglewump
Cameron: Hahahaha yeah, u hear he crashed his mums pink barina?
Jewbob: HAHAHAHAHHA yeah

by DangerousDave October 27, 2003

muggler

A person who utilizes animal feces as lubricant for anal sex. Preferably fresh dog diarhea.

I dated a muggler once who tried to stick animal crap in my butt.

by J.M.Rock May 13, 2005

mugglesmord

1. verb - to become drunk beyond belief, usually with use of pencil sharpeners/cat hormones.
2. noun - a sort of gathering in which peoples from the ages of 35 to 80 come and watch their cats get drunk, and then smoke the cats jizz. ( see "famus-fatman-in-a-cat" )

1."Don't be mugglesmording while my parents are home, you'll get into much trouble."
2."Lets go down to the mugglesmord and exchange cat hormones after drugging them with pure vodka."

by Victor Sandbags January 25, 2005

mugglesick

When a disabled or chronically ill person gets a common illness (i.e. a cold) on top of already being disabled/ill.

I got mugglesick this weekend, so I took benadryl along with my normal meds.

by dancingfish69 September 23, 2019

muggle

A term used for a person who rudely leaves in a group chat after being added.

Tyler: Wow, Jess left the group chat after calling us stupid.
John: what a muggle.

by mina is clummsy July 30, 2016

Muggle ass

A female muggle lovers nice ass!

I like looking at that muggle ass!

by Lockdown jack September 21, 2016