Lemon Mouthwash 

When you Jizz in a cup, mix it up with some lemon juice and tell someone its lemonade.

Friend: Whats this yellow stuff on the counter?

You: Dont drink that its lemon mouthwash! Im using it on inlaws later!

Lemon Mouthwash by Xandacommanda December 3, 2010

Memphis mouthwash 

when a man jizzes in a womans mouth then pisses in it, leaving a scent reminiscent of the southern cesspool of Memphis Tennessee.

"Did you hear about Amy Winehouse?

yeah she showed up to an interview smelling like Memphis mouthwash

Memphis mouthwash by honkyhater69 November 25, 2011

russian mouthwash 

A shot of vodka that is swept in the mouth from side to side and then either spat out or (usually) swallowed in the absense of toothpaste or mouthwash, or from excessive lazyness

Since I lost my toothbrush in the woods on the camping trip, I had to pull a russian mouthwash two nights in a row.

russian mouthwash by Yegor July 16, 2007

Russian Mouthwash / Russian Listerine 

After a male has ejaculated semen into a partners mouth, the partner follows through with taking a shot of extremely cold vodka, swishing both semen and vodka and then swallowing whole.

Examples for Russian Mouthwash / Russian Listerine.

Jacks partner took a shot of Russian Listerine, Jack replied with "It's dynamite against germs"

Kristina was feeling frisky, and wanted to show Andy how to properly do a Russian Mouthwash.

Kristina: "Andy, do you know what a Russian Mouthwash is?"

Andy: "Isn't that where you just use vodka as mouth wash?"

Kristina: "Yes... But let me show you how to do real Russian Mouthwash"

Russian Mouthwash / Russian Listerine by Maximus Penetratus February 8, 2014

Devil Dog Mouthwash 

1. a term used to describe the act by which an individual swooshes freshly ejaculated cum in his or her mouth instead of spitting it out or swallowing it immediately after the life fluid has found its way into the speaking and sucking orafice (gargling is optional). The shockingly quick result of this mouthwashing method is the cum sticking to the inside of the aforementioned individual's mouth - most notably and annoyingly the gums - much like a delicious Devil Dog snack cake, though with decidedly evident deviations in both the overall experience and the cleaning protocols.

2. cum used in this fashion, namely as an impromptu mouthwash.

1. So I convinced the one over by the doorway to try a Devil Dog Mouthwash last night. She thoroughly enjoyed it...

2. Can I interest you in some Devil Dog Mouthwash?

Devil Dog Mouthwash by BennyKennedy April 20, 2009

Philadelphia Mouthwash 

A torture device used primarily by the mob in Philadelphia. It involves having a subject bite down on a curb and kicking the back of his head.

I gave that lil bitch a Philadelphia Mouthwash for not payin up on his cover.

Philadelphia Mouthwash by The Dean Oh Philly Silly September 23, 2006

vanilla mouthwash 

i made this one up, and i like it.
a vanilla mouthwash is a big hot load of cum, delivered into the recipients mouth with the expectation that they gargle on it. bonus points for not gagging.

"gary said that we had to leave the bar urgently, so we walked into a nearby park. next thing i knew, he sprung a nasty big vanilla mouthwash on me."


"girl, if you keep talking dirty to me, i'll have to give you a vanilla mouthwash"

"that girl a hoe - she got 4 different vanilla mouthwashes in one night"

vanilla mouthwash by www.soup.now.nu April 9, 2003