mothing

creating holes in perfectly acceptable logic

Ursula: music without bass is like eating without anything this is why we're friends.
Gabi: unless its acoustic music then it's ok
Ursula:there you go mothing it up again!

by gabigoesrawr September 21, 2010

mashing joints

Fucking. Basically, a good fast-paced, solid romp where furniture is abused/broken and participants give zero fucks who hears or sees them. The goal is hot-n-heavy...cum inside and go hard.

Omg, did you hear Colin and Anglia upstairs mashing joints earlier? It sounded like the bed broke s few times!!

by Chicken nigget March 30, 2017

Mashing the Leftovers

Messy anal sex with a partner with a full, non-evacuated bowel.

I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.

She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

mishing

When you are absolutely destroying your opponent at a game (usually pokemon) or you are destroying them irl. Commonly used by elite pokemon players.

I'm mishing you so fucking hard it is 6-1.

by week4hoh April 7, 2019

mashing brakes

(adj.) a slang term used to describe sex, in a literal or boasting sense.

ex. 1
Dane: Dude I was so drunk last night and went home with this hotass bitch
Chris: For real? Did you guys have sexual intercourse?
Dane: Not at first, then later on we ended up mashing brakes

ex. 2
Jeff: You and stephanie were so loud last night, were you two doing what I THINK you were doing?
Matt: Yeah man, we were mashing brakes sooo hard.

by GinjerNinjaronimator December 30, 2009

Mossinghawesome

1) adj./adv. - just so amazingly awesome you can't even know how awesome it is

2) n. - the crazy alter ego of a seemingly normal person that only comes out when the person's consciousness is so strained that it can no longer keep control

1) Dude I can't believe you actually pulled that off! That was Mossinghawesome!

2) Ichigo Kurosaki's hollow form is a Mossinghawesome.

by Jonku TM June 19, 2010

Tater mashing

Southern slang used to say that a male is masturbating.

Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.

by heynow21 January 22, 2013