mirror food

food that smells the same before you eat it and after you defecate it

Man, I got some onion rings from the Sonic drive-thru the other day and they didn't smell any different when I shat them! Damn, that was definitely some grade-A mirror food.

by SonicEmployee February 20, 2010

morbock

A morbock is an individual with an extremely large penis. A morbock penis tends to be 14 inches long and has a girth approximately 3.14 inches in diameter. Morbocks tend to be local celebrities and women often flock to them. Morbocks are so popular among women, scientists believe that in future generations, all males will be morbocks due to the morbock's ability to inseminate so many women.

Some guy nailed my wife last week, but I understood when I found out he was a morbock. Who can blame the lucky woman!

by hottestwomenalive June 12, 2010

Mirror

The magical item you can use to view your own body.

I looked into the mirror ,and saw my face.

by Detective N August 9, 2019

Morror

The horror of looking at yourself in the mirror after a sleepless, no fun night. Can also be related to Mordor. You know, from the Lord of the Rings...

Morror happened this morning.

Just looked at the morror.

by Nadya, George & Eva September 12, 2013

momroids

Steroids for aging mothers of overscheduled children.

I'm going to need some serious momroids to recover from that soccer tournament.

by WordBastard May 20, 2014

Mirror Licking

You have a serious problem, i have a serious problem. We just can't fucking stop licking the mirrors! You wake up in the morning one day and just have the temptation to lick your bedroom mirror. You don't bother to stop and think about it, just walk straight up to the mirror and lick it. You have that disgusting taste in your mouth that you can't seem to get out, then you think of freckles and that horrible dust taste just vanishes. Freckles.

ME: Hey bob my mirror tasted odd this morning
Bob: No way you lick that shit too?
ME: Hell yeah cuz
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You have a serious case of Mirror Licking, its only one in a million i suggest getting it checked out.

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

Mirrorlize

Look in the mirror and define yourself.

Dont judge me mirrorlize.

by Khrystal October 29, 2019