Speedy: Did you know that Morbius is one of the movies ever made?
Boykins: Holy shit it sells tickets too
Boykins: Holy shit it sells tickets too
by LdnTaxi April 11, 2022
Get the Morbius mug.Morning wood is when u wake up in the morning to a dick longer than usual. But u don't always get it in the morning. u get it 3 - 5 times while u sleep. It's actually healthy if u get them bc it means u have moderate blood flow. if u got that big dick for hours and u haven't jerked off then u got problems and u gotta see a doc bout ur dick. Some techniques that are used to soften the wood are to flex ur thighs and ass cheeks, pee, drink less water before bed, stand up for two minutes, and getting that pickle under some cold water. u don't want to go to school/work without coffee bc u spilled it with ur wood.
Dad: holy shit! son! what did u watch last night!
Son: its nothing but my usual morning wood.
Dad: gtfo of bed son, I don't want ur sheets covered in cum.
Son: its nothing but my usual morning wood.
Dad: gtfo of bed son, I don't want ur sheets covered in cum.
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by SlopNChop October 6, 2016
Get the Morning Blow mug.The most cute and handsome guy you'll ever meet. He's smart, funny, sweet and gives the best cuddles. sometimes he's quiet and a bit shy around new people. he's bad at texting back but whenever you see him in person he makes up for that. oh, and sometimes he's a bit kinky - but in the best way possible! everybody should have a lovely lil mobin in their lives.
Who's that hottie? Oh, that's just Mobin. Don't you know him? He's got the prettiest face in town.
Without Mobin I wouldn't be as happy as I am. I miss him.
Without Mobin I wouldn't be as happy as I am. I miss him.
by Laurabu January 26, 2022
Get the Mobin mug.A term used for the 2022 Marvel movie Morbius that sold 69420 Morbillion Tickets at the box office opening day and is the most critically received marvel movie of all time with 203% critic score on rotten tomatos and an 11/10 on IMDB
by Doctor Michael Morbius May 15, 2022
Get the Morbius Sweep mug.Morning shit is a shit that becomes so frequent in your schedule, that it is set aside as part of your morning duties prior to starting the working day.
It's a shit that really signals the start of your working day... in a good way.
It's a shit that really signals the start of your working day... in a good way.
Monday morning ritual
1.) computer on
2.) coffee brewed
3.) emails read
4.) bowels groaning
5.) shit taken
"Oh gotta take my morning shit...right! ready to start the day"
1.) computer on
2.) coffee brewed
3.) emails read
4.) bowels groaning
5.) shit taken
"Oh gotta take my morning shit...right! ready to start the day"
by Wizz Bang March 5, 2012
Get the Morning Shit mug.a sexual position in which the woman does a hand-stand and the man supports the womans' legs while giving her oral sex
by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007
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