mortality experience

Supposedly a military euphemism for the big D, death.

"The aerial bombardment was largely a success. Unfortunately, a few non-combatants in the vicinity suffered mortality experiences."

by cirrostratus August 10, 2006

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the biggest hottie out there

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by wattelbottel July 31, 2021

Mortality Fail

When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.

See fail for further definement.

Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.

by hazgirl22 February 5, 2008

mogality

Mogality is the adjective for describing someone that is a business mogul, someone who is very powerful in the business industry.

"Damn, have you seen Jeff lately? That guy has got hella mogality. I heard it's because he is a jeep guy!"

by chupita January 6, 2019

Mortality

No matter how many times people like to talk about it over and over, it turns out even as kids, everybody already knew that nobody was immortal.

Mortality is reality, everything else is ideas.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

mortality

if one chooses to be hopeful or spiritual, a temporary "what if"-"i have no clue, i'm lost" scenario, placed in your path with the purpose of making you consider things in a different light, for your own ultimate good, and, eventually, value the prospect of living forever more, among other benefits, without feeling bored, because life just keeps going...and going...and going...on, and on, and on...forever.

person on the street: got some mortality?
Doug: no, sorry, i'm all out. (keeps walking)

by wokeup2this July 10, 2022

Modality

A characteristic of a thematic structure that is well ordered or consistent with a certain pattern

I gotta tell you man, Jeff has a certain modality behind his actions that makes them morally consistent and his responses predictable. I really respect that he has structured his guiding principles with a modality that makes them easy to digest and incorporate into my own life.

Yeah man, Jeff is the shit.

by fibroyourowndamnalgia February 4, 2026