moosepon

1. noun, a blood blocking tampon for a moose.

2. adjective, some one who's acting like their wide vagina is bleeding.

-The other day my moosepon got stuck in my dogs nosrtil.

- Will is such a bitch, hes acting like a real moosepon today.

by dolfan4433 September 7, 2010

Mooseclood

Pronounced MOUSE-CLUED

There is no correct use for this word, it fits into almost every sentence.

" Hey, look at that quadriplegic man, he has all the money! GET BACK HERE YOU MOUSECLOOD! "

" Wow, that semi-retarded 90 year old plumber's Ferrari has a new mooseclood texture. "

by Mr. Tien March 15, 2017

moose dick

A name for an extremely large penis. So large you wonder how the man doesn't fall over.

Jordan's penis is so big, I refer to it as a moose Dick.

by BNH201032 May 14, 2018

Moose Juice

Another name for alcoholic beverages, especially around children.

Your mommy drank too much moose juice last night, so she doesn’t feel good today.

by HM9 March 1, 2019

Bottomless moose

A bottomless moose is a sex act where a man puts his penis in between a woman's anus and vagina usually sex with a fat woman and he is fucking her taint rolls of fat

He gave her a bottomless moose and never touched her pussy or butt

by Lezy lizzy August 3, 2016

Mooselini

Petty, dim-witted, female dictator from a large but sparsely populated state who abdicated the throne after 2 years to move on to greener pasture$ and spread propaganda in hopes of a coup d'etat of the U.S. Government in 2012.

See also Gorilla from Wasilla and Caribou Barbie.

Mooselini has made quite a few appearances on Faux News ever since she abdicated and was supposedly going into hiding.

by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

moose piss

The nasty, frothy, unfulfilling junk left at the bottom of a bottle of beer.

Joe: "Do you want the rest of my beer?"
Sydney: "Thanks, man"
Joe: "No problem"
Sydney: "What the hell? It's all moose piss"

by justinassk April 8, 2006