mongalicious

A particularly severe case of someone, or some people, being a mong.

OTF is downright mongalicious today.

by msteuk May 13, 2005

mongatard

a mixture of a mong and a retard
basicaly a complete idiot who is so stupid it hurts to think about it.
such activites carried out by a mongatard include:

-gouging ones own chin with a plastic fork durring an attempt to cause GBH to someone else...
-breaking everything that comes in contact with them, they're not allowed near nice or expensive things
-asking the cost of something in a 99p store...
-spitting gum out of their mouth whilst trying to blow a bubble with it...

"Hannah you skin boat!!! you such a freaking mongatard!!!"

by jenaroo December 9, 2008

The Mongan

The act of a father and son interlocking into an intense make-out session. Weather the relationship is gay or not, both members deeply enjoy the moment.

I walked into my homies room right when him and his dad were doing The Mongan!

by Sukkmadikk January 19, 2018

NGAA MONGA

It is a person that looks like a perfectly burned marshmallow with a sexy voice that can control a person's mind. A NGAA MONGA can rape as much as he like because he was a formal nazi captain, controlling the Jewish dogs that wondered around Germany. NGAA MONGA has the potential to rule the world due to his fucked up voice, marshmallow head and Asian looking eyes when he smiles.

NO WAY YOUR NGAA MONGA!
GET AWAY FROM HIM OR YOU WILL BE CONTROLLED

by dad hits me with palm leaves May 7, 2019

Mongaloid

Someone with a major lack of physical ability and thinks they are hilarious but actually aren't funny at all

Daniel is such a mongaloid.

by Princess punch July 24, 2012

Monga

A surfer from the peninsula in the eighties that hung out and partied hard together

You are all a bunch of Monga's

by Monga's January 6, 2005

Mongas

Mongas are strips of facial hair grown on the side of the face to attract girls. See: sideburns

Cabbage has nice mongas, but Murda's are poor.

by morrie August 25, 2004