A condition or state of having just received a package in the mail from your mom, containing random items which you will absolutely never use, proving how little your mother actually knows about you.
Person 1: I just got a package from my mom.
Person 2: Awesome! What was in it?
Person 1: Hannah Montana guitar lollypops and a newspaper clipping of Barack Obama's victory as a keepsake since she remembered "that I like Black people" .
Person 1: Oh. You got mommed.
Person 2: Awesome! What was in it?
Person 1: Hannah Montana guitar lollypops and a newspaper clipping of Barack Obama's victory as a keepsake since she remembered "that I like Black people" .
Person 1: Oh. You got mommed.
by Festacstafest December 9, 2008
Get the mommedmug. Mom is a word to call someone who cares for you like a real mom,doesn't matter if they gave birth to you
by potato uwu February 8, 2021
Get the Mommug. by Slytherclaw October 13, 2018
Get the Mommug. A loving creature that you sometimes hate or love. She is the light and darkness in your world. Has no idea about modern words, such as meme and others. You use urban dictionary to explain these things to her. But beware, because some moms are Karens and that is very dangerous.
by Jinglebells852 November 6, 2019
Get the Mommug. Good moms: are happy they gave birth to you and will never regret it:) someone who is always there to listen to you and help. Someone who discipline you but only does it for your benefit. Someone who is supportive and will try to help any way possible. Someone to take care of you when you are sick. Basically the best person ever!
Bad moms: One who tells you "I regret having a child like you". Someone who never listens and watches tv instead of helping you with homework. Someone who never pays you any attention. One who abuses you (if they do get help right away). One who curses for no reason. Someone that doesn't make food for you.
Remember having a child is very hard work but that doesn't mean she should abuse you, if she is seek help immediately. My mom is more like the bad mom but I believe its because of the effort and patience you have to have for children, but it doesn't explain why she chokes me like I said if your mom is abusing you get help. I hope your mom is good!!
Bad moms: One who tells you "I regret having a child like you". Someone who never listens and watches tv instead of helping you with homework. Someone who never pays you any attention. One who abuses you (if they do get help right away). One who curses for no reason. Someone that doesn't make food for you.
Remember having a child is very hard work but that doesn't mean she should abuse you, if she is seek help immediately. My mom is more like the bad mom but I believe its because of the effort and patience you have to have for children, but it doesn't explain why she chokes me like I said if your mom is abusing you get help. I hope your mom is good!!
You: mom: I need help with homework, can you help me?
Good mom: Yes I can help, bring your work here:)
you: thanks mom youre the best!
You: Mom I need help with homework, can you help me?
Bad mom: No do it yourself, cant you see that I am busy?
You: But mom you aren't doing anyth...
Bad mom: don't talk back, do your work by yourself and leave me alone, you can fail for all I care, if you payed attention in class you wouldn't need help, get outta my face.
Good mom: Yes I can help, bring your work here:)
you: thanks mom youre the best!
You: Mom I need help with homework, can you help me?
Bad mom: No do it yourself, cant you see that I am busy?
You: But mom you aren't doing anyth...
Bad mom: don't talk back, do your work by yourself and leave me alone, you can fail for all I care, if you payed attention in class you wouldn't need help, get outta my face.
by dab.with.niya April 10, 2017
Get the Mommug. the woman who breaks your soul everyday just because you didnt do the dishes.... also the one who makes you feel lile a piece of shit):(
by the_schrute_fruit;) December 18, 2019
Get the mommug. The most amazing person in the word. She is always there for you on your darkest days and there for the best. She cheers you up and can make you cry but is the best human being in the world.
Bailey: I am just upset because my day didn't go right.
Mom: Its okay we will have a movie night and eat popcorn!
Bailey: Okay! I love you!
Mom: Its okay we will have a movie night and eat popcorn!
Bailey: Okay! I love you!
by Bai29 January 27, 2019
Get the Mommug.