Gamefaqs Moderator

The Gamefaqs moderators are sons of bitches who have nothing better to do than fuck CJayC,and ban a 7 year old for saying lolipop. They are nerds who have no real life, but think that Gamefaqs is their life. They are corrupt pieces of shit who do not listen to anyone's plees of innocence, and who think that they are top, when they are not.

Moderator1: Hey CJayC, wanna suck my johnny?
CJayC: Why yes, my man ho, I can't wait.
Moderator2: Alert! Alert! Someone is underage by one day!
Moderator1: Quick my gay friends, lets get to the Ban Button to exterminate them.

~ A Gamefaqs Moderator and CjayC

by RedBollu November 9, 2008

Moderators

Also known as turtles because they take forever to check the definitions you post, a moderator is a I swear it it's an animal behind a computer.

Types a definition.
40 hours later: *smashes keyboard* I swear these moderators are animals behind computers

by My yee 2 February 6, 2021

Instagram Moderators

Stupid people who will leave illicit photos of children up but will take down anything remotely edgy or far right. Often known for quick action against "hate speech", unless it is calls for violence by communists.

Seemingly promoters of degeneracy.

User 1: Did you see that nasty image? They looked barely 12!
User 2: Yeah, I reported it 4 times, but the Instagram Moderators said there was nothing wrong with it.

by Canuck Crusader November 23, 2019

Moderating Nazi

A forum moderator who feels the need to lock/delete every topic just because HE/SHE doesn't like it, goes slightly off-topic, and/or contains disagreement. They often take their "job" much too seriously, and feel superior to others. Moderating Nazis make a forum less fun with their persisting fascist ways.

Me: "Prankfurter, your Moderating Naziness reminds me of Hitler."

Prankfurter: *deletes post* LOCKED "This isn't a Democracy! I'm telling Verbal and he's going to IP ban you!! Ooooooohhhh!"

by hippy September 18, 2004

GameFAQs Moderator

- A dumbass that thinks he is god and then suspends you for you being an individual.

- A low-life, piece of crap of a human being.

- I hate all the GameFAQs Moderators.

- "He's such a GameFAQs Moderator..."

by Justin H. April 29, 2005

moderator

Someone who wants to be an administrator, with all accompanying godlike powers, but is incapable or unwilling to learn the required coding skills and hygiene required for office coexistence. A moderator is usually unemployable as such, and thus spends his/her time policing bboards, multiplayer games and chatrooms pretending to be important and useful, instead of actually doing the work to do so in real life. This massive waste of time, if accumulated over years, results in a very large ego within a body in very poor health and physical condition, culminating in social disorders.

"My name is Dragon Wind Unicorn Rainbow Queen Of All Furry MUCKS, and I am moderator of the Dragon Wind Unicorn YiffYiff bboard/RPG chatroom/blah blah/jargon jargon and part-time mod on *chan. I may weigh 375 pounds in real life and live in a room full of rubbish and cat turds, but my character is a Minyun Hentai Teen Dragon black belt samurai transsexual pornstar in +50 armor and she is a merciful destroyer of all trolls except those who beg for mercy."

by Reverend Alliekatt March 25, 2008

moderate

Neither liberal nor conservative. Contrary to popular belief, does NOT imply a political affiliation or lack thereof; someone with no political party is considered an Independent, but can still be very conservative or very liberal. A moderate is merely someone who isn't conservative enough to be on the right, and isn't liberal enough to be on the left. Another popular (and incorrect) belief is that moderates just can't make up their minds. That's as untrue as it gets; I am an independent moderate myself, and I have no trouble making up my mind. I'm just considered moderate because, for example, I am against both abortion AND capital punishment. The former is a conservative view, and the latter is a liberal view. Therefore I am moderate.

I'm moderate because I have beliefs that overlap liberalism and conservativism, NOT because I don't belong to a party, and NOT because I can't make up my mind! Go screw a tree you asses.

by progamer124 July 11, 2003