mock wife

A woman who is married to a gay man in a time or place when it is unsafe for him to come out/date a man. The woman is typically attracted to the man but understands that they cannot be intimate.

Also used by high school girls when they find out someone is gay.

"Brian and I have been married for 5 years now, his father is religious and would cast him out if he knew I was his mock wife"

"OMG BRIAN! YOU'RE GAY?! CAN I BE YOUR MOCK WIFE?!"

by lamblint December 13, 2017

mock talk

the sound that one hears when one is in a room and hears multiple conversations occurring, yet the person cannot understand what any one person is saying.

Jimmy could not hear Susie talking because the mock talk was too loud at the banquet.

by archie reed February 12, 2008

Mocking off

To copy someone or something in a gay ass way.

allan was mocking off indiana jones with his man bag/ satchel.

by bobbbbbb the builder January 11, 2010

Mock 85

A specific, overused, and emphasized term used to compare and stereotype, typically in the “educational lens.” The first thing, typically an inferior research paper or person is compared to a vastly superior person or paper of the same subject, or vise versa.

“In this corner you have all the social, artsy, leader kids who can research, and put in the time. Then you have that Mock 85 weird kid sitting in the back picking his nose or something.”

by Yo yo síwa October 5, 2018

John Mock

He is tall but also just the right size. Has big pretty eyes. Strong man who acts like he wants a lot of girls when in all truth he likes one girl and one girl only. He will end up marrying a girl with the name that starts with the letter A. He treats the girl he likes like a princess and cuddles with her but he does not have the balls to tell her he likes her deep down and he does not have the balls to ask her out. He is a mommas boy. He cares what people think of him sometimes. He is also a very sneaky person.

John mock is a big player

by Havemykids June 13, 2021

mock Jesus

Extremely fast

That car flew past me going mock Jesus.

by Tdtseit September 12, 2022

Mock-Rock

A semi-derogatory term originating in the the UK in the 1970s to describe a band that purports to playing rock music but is not the ‘real-deal’ and is “manufactured” to appear tougher and more gritty than they are.

Usually used when a band reaches a wide audience seemingly through reputation rather than by ability AKA “The Emporer’s new clothes”

These bands are often liked by 15-25 year old males who work in Estate Agents or Building Societies during the week but at weekends put on the obligatory band t shirts which MUST be coloured BLACK (and which can be worn with an optional bandana).

Queen are not real rockers they are just mock-rock. The mock-rockers Aerosmith.

by One Eyed Pete October 28, 2018