Mosed

New Zealand colloquialism

To be absolutley dominated.

To destroy leaving no trace.

To pound. Hard.

"I mosed that chick on saturday night, she was still walking funny on wednesday"

"Canterbury mosed Wellington 147-0"

"Rome was mosed by the Visigoths in AD 410"

"that little british guy mosed Klitschko in 5 rounds"

by The Bone Collector February 6, 2010

benidorm moped

To blow a raspberry whilst giving a lady oral pleasure.

I gave our lass a benidorm moped last night and she loved it

by Rob Shep April 18, 2008

military moped

1. A female who is a member of the Armed Services that acts as though she was issued by the military for sexual gradification of male troops.

see also dorm whore and doorknob

The Military Moped spread the Clap to all her co-workers.

by shiggity-shiggity-schwha March 12, 2006

Ooh Faced Scratch Moded

owned; whos your daddy; other similar exclamations

Taken from cabin fever

Ooooooh faced scratch moded

by yo yo yo October 14, 2004

Mopedicide

Mopedicide - to kill one's self by the act of a moped; to commit suicide by a moped through various means

The man committed mopedicide yesterday by driving his moped into a brick wall.

by MopedicideMan August 3, 2012

MobyDickulous

Ridiculousness of epic proportions.

The bullshit that spews out of your mouth is MobyDickulous.

by Hoosker-doos March 3, 2015

Moped Porn

generally refers to pictures of beautiful mopeds.

Guy 1: Bro! Let's take some pictures of our peds!
Guy 2: MOPED PORN!

by XxCHRISxX_94 May 27, 2015