Mittstake

1.) Any error made by Mitt Romney or his staff during his run for President

2.) A failed concept or innovation that is brought up by Mitt Romney or his staff

"Did you hear who Romney picked for his VP?"
"No, who?"
"Paul Ryan."
"Oh great, Another Mittstake."

by MurdyZa August 12, 2012

mittrolling

Linking an unsuspecting person to a satirical domain name that redirects to Mitt Romney's 2012 presidential campaign website. Choice mittrolling domain names usually highlight one of Mitt's ludicrous beliefs or undesirable characteristics.

He went around all the Young Republican forums mittrolling www.ihatepoorpeople.com... it was hilarious.

by PBJ is totally delicious August 19, 2012

luke minute

1 luke minute is the equivalent of 587,296 years. 60 of these would make one luke hour, which 24 luke hours is the average day for a luke fizzuregerald..

Chadston: Yo tryna hop on?
Braxley: In 5 luke minutes, hold on
Chadston: Fuck.

Luke fizzuregerald: Ur so impacient nigga

by wuat223 March 22, 2021

Guido Minute

When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but end up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.

Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then

by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021

ten minute rule

An urban legend holds that, if a student arrives on time for class, and the teacher does not arrive within ten minutes of the official class start time, then the student is entitled to skip that class for that day without receiving an unexcused absence. Few, if any, schools actually have such a rule; yet the myth endures because of the student appeal of such a rule.

The rule is not necessarily alleged to be ten minutes. The "five minute rule" or the "fifteen minute rule" have also been used in this same sense.

What the fuck, it's 9:08 and Kotter's not here yet! Two more minutes and I'm invoking the ten minute rule.

by conculcate September 7, 2005

murder mitten

The name given to michigan due to it's shape and murder rate. Way harder than dc...th@ why u changed my definition bitches.

K-Zoo, D-Town, Flint Town, Gun Ru, Sagnasty, Benton Harbor and are examples of cities in the Murder Mitten

by Sammy P. October 6, 2006

in a minute

When you haven't done something in a long time.

For example, I haven't seen her in a minute.

by MM July 27, 2004