When you have to take a shit really badly so you run to the toilet and pull down your pants but before you can sit down you unload massive amounts of slippery, steaming shit all over the bathroom.
by minguab February 3, 2007
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No longer shall this one be as gullible in being fooled by deceptions (smoke and mirrors; promises and lies) as the brain is thereon conditioned to "miss' the illusion.
No longer shall this one be as gullible in being fooled by deceptions (smoke and mirrors; promises and lies) as the brain is thereon conditioned to "miss' the illusion.
"Now that I'm sufficiently MISILLUSIONED I hopefully won't get fooled again."
"Sadly, however, the down side to being MISILLUSIONED is distrust and paranoia."
"Sadly, however, the down side to being MISILLUSIONED is distrust and paranoia."
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1. A person that is shunned out of the "cool" crowd.
2. A punk rock band from the 80's-now. Started out with Glenn Danzig on vocals. Then along came Michael Graves. Jerry Only has always been the bass player and still is. Some songs by the Misfits include: Bullet, We are 138, Where Eagles Dare, and TV Casualties.
2. A punk rock band from the 80's-now. Started out with Glenn Danzig on vocals. Then along came Michael Graves. Jerry Only has always been the bass player and still is. Some songs by the Misfits include: Bullet, We are 138, Where Eagles Dare, and TV Casualties.
by Brett Snyder July 18, 2008
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Get the misies mug.Occurs when movement of yourself or a certain objects causes a sound that mimics a fart. This usually involves chairs (or bar stools) or Velcro. The corresponding noise is then misinterpreted as a fart, and results in a awkward moment of either silence or unnecessary explanation.
Sometime only the maker of the noise realizes that they have caused a misfart and proceeds to explain themselves, thereby causing even more awkwardness.
Occasionally, especially when alcohol is involved, the misfart is actually a real fart, but the suspect believes they can mask it as a misfart.
May or may not be closely followed by a courtesy fart.
Sometime only the maker of the noise realizes that they have caused a misfart and proceeds to explain themselves, thereby causing even more awkwardness.
Occasionally, especially when alcohol is involved, the misfart is actually a real fart, but the suspect believes they can mask it as a misfart.
May or may not be closely followed by a courtesy fart.
Person A: Dude i heard that
Person B: No i slipped and scrapped the chair over the marble floor, totally a misfart...
Person A: Dude, now i can smell it
Person B: Okay so i farted after, but the sound came from the chair
Person B: No i slipped and scrapped the chair over the marble floor, totally a misfart...
Person A: Dude, now i can smell it
Person B: Okay so i farted after, but the sound came from the chair
by nash667 February 23, 2010
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With the desire to carry on
Don't you know honey that love's a game
It's always hit or miss, so take your aim
Gotta hold on tight,
Shoot me out of sight
Don't you misfire to fill me up
With the desire to carry on
Your gun is loaded and pointed my way
There's only one bullet so don't delay
Gotta time it right
Fire me through the night
Come on, take your shot
Fire me higher
Don't you miss this time
Please don't misfire
With the desire to carry on
Don't you know honey that love's a game
It's always hit or miss, so take your aim
Gotta hold on tight,
Shoot me out of sight
Don't you misfire to fill me up
With the desire to carry on
Your gun is loaded and pointed my way
There's only one bullet so don't delay
Gotta time it right
Fire me through the night
Come on, take your shot
Fire me higher
Don't you miss this time
Please don't misfire
by TripleR_FEAD September 29, 2020
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