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a miserable little pile of secrets

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!
by Dremark May 23, 2006
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a miserable little pile of secrets

Quotation originally by Andre Malraux - French Historian, Novelist and Statesman, 1901-1976. Wrote "The Human Condition" (1933), fought for the French resistance in World War II.
"What is man? A miserable little pile of secrets"
by Den' September 4, 2008
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Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.
That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.
by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020
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anonymous office leftover miser

Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.
guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"

guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"
by NickyLags October 17, 2010
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Les Miserables

Corset I mean Baguette I mean Cosette OK I got it that time
Les miserables is the name for a popular show with a dying parent a depressed child and an paranoid parent
by Ya boi 263 October 13, 2022
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cum miser

AKA Mr. White Jizzum, Mr. Spunk, Mr. Meat Twister, Mr. Buckets of Cum.
Friends call me Cum Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to cum in my clutch. I'm gonna bust.
by farco_ April 27, 2024
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miser

someone who is very experienced and talented at a certain task or activity. typically used as an adjective.
"they call me the smooth talking miser"
by the goober miser July 11, 2022
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