My dick migrane

when u continously slap your cock on the female partners head until the female partner has a migrane from the pain

God damn it claire u got to stop the my dick migranes on weekdays you suck dick now you havent sold one magazine bith

by mark L Twain June 24, 2008

Bulge Migration

A process that occurs as women age. When women are young their curiosity is fixated on the bulge in the front of a man's trousers. As they age they become much less concerned with this and their curiosity is placed in the size of the bulge in the man's rear pocket. So, women look for the bulge to migrate front to back as they age.

The MILF bypassed the hansome young man with ripped abs, and gravitated toward the man with the expensive watch and designer suit, even though he was butt ugly, 75 pounds over weight, and was 20 years her senior. The young mans' self assurance was shattered by a classic case of bulge migration.

by Lone Wolf Jax November 12, 2011

Hair Migration

When a man's hair slowly makes its way from the top of his head down to his back and ass.

Did you see Bill at the beach? He's in the middle of a full-scale hair migration! He's got more hair on his back than on his head.

by TheBigHouse June 13, 2014

La Migra

A game played at night-time, generally in California. It's basically hide and seek with cars. One group is the immigrants and another group is the border patrol. The immigrants get a few minutes to run and hide the best they can. The border patrol group gets into cars and tries to find them. When you find someone, someone has to get out of the car and chase them down. The more people, the more fun it is.

"Kelly drove her car into a ditch last night trying to catch Megan when we were playing La Migra."

by nightink April 28, 2008

Lionel Migration

a retarded ass word that pops up everytime u hit the random button on urbandictionary

Me: (hits random) God fucking dammit!!
curt: wut?
Me: Fucking lionel migration came up again
Curt: dude ru serious again? UD sux man
Me: yeah i know

by hendrixpageslash November 2, 2008

migraineicity

A latent construct of headache severity

The migraineicity of this headache is off the chart! It's killing me!!

by Timproxy August 20, 2013

migregio

A real ass hat who constantly bitches and moans, and/or runs riot shield in search and destroy. The term refers to Leonardo Migregio (total ass hat) who was killed by Francisco Italy in the event know as “The Grenade of the Century”, which ended the Migregio era.

“Jon’s being a real migregio with his riot shield.”

by SeaDog Steve November 7, 2022