Midnight Mudslide

Similar to a wet dream, a midnight mudslide occurs when an individual defecates in bed due to a dream. The fecal matter is then smeared around in the sheets as the individual rolls around in their sleep thereby creating a midnight mudslide.

I had a midnight mudslide last night; I had to throw away my sheets.

Midnight Mudslide by jfont April 20, 2021

Midnight Shuffle 

When you wake up drunk in the middle of the night and Shuffle over to the fridge for a midnight snack.

Dude. I woke up to a noise last night and caught you doing the midnight shuffle.

Midnight Shuffle by Theprofessionalmidnightshuffle September 9, 2016

Midnight snack 

The time your dumbass refused to eat dinner and then your suddenly hungry in the middle of the night. Midnight snack time is magical because for some reason everything you do, makes a noise louder than the Big Bang.

I was just writing the definition for Midnight Snack at 2:34am when I became hungry. So I got out of my bed and then the second I touched the cold wooden floor, that shit just made a sound louder than the Big Bang. Then when I got to my door, my mom had the belt in her left hand and slipper in her right.

Midnight snack by it cant be November 24, 2020

midnight oil 

one who works the night shift

its 2am ,time to burn the midnight oil

midnight oil by w. charles June 8, 2005

Midnight Queen 

the hot, gorgeous woman you usually go to for sex late at night, who will fulfill your desires and give you everything you need. Midnight Queens often are uncontrollable animals in the bed and are some of the dirtiest, sexiest women you will ever sleep with.

Chad: "You wouldn't believe what happened to me last night"

Ryan: "Let me guess......you watched the Home Alone trilogy again"

Chad: "Nope, I had that hot waitress from the bar last night, best midnight queen I ever had"

Ryan: "Hell yeah"

Midnight Queen by SteelShark398 November 29, 2011

midnight bark brigade 

The nightly phenomenon of all the neighborhood dogs barking as a unified body, insuring that none of us are successfully sleeping.

Hark, I hear the midnight bark brigade as it brings me from my nightmare!

midnight bark brigade by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

Midnight 15 

When during a year, a guy or girl ends up staying up past midnight and eating a lot and not being able to exercise outside due to it being super late, they end up gaining 15 pounds or more. It's usually eating junk food and you even cook stuff that's not the healthiest, but usually super tasty stuff.

*midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking Mac and cheese with hotdogs in it. Mmmmm.

*eats it.

(Next day)

*Midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking chicken chili with beans and some popcorn.

*eats it

(Wednesday)

Fernando: I'm cooking and eating a salami and cheese sandwich with a 20 oz Orange soda. Also, a bag of chips.
*eats it

Fernando: Crap! I can't go to the gym at midnight.

A year later.

*gets scale
*Gained 29 pounds.

Fernando: Aw man! The midnight 15 is real!

Midnight 15 by HawaiianPunch1 June 23, 2023