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middle school

The 666th layer of hell that you must suffer through for at least 3 years. Its where you realize that life isnt that great and that you miss being a 3 year old lump of flesh. It often causes mental illness and sleep deprivation. Maybe you'll even meet a teacher who has it out for you, while being high on whatever he cooks up in his meth lab file cabinet. Within these few years, you finally might be able to pull your first all nighter doing homework!
Damn, I only got an hour of sleep last night cuz of my homework from middle school.
Wow, looking back, middle school really was hell.
by depressedturtle January 30, 2020
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by noimtracer December 23, 2018
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middle school

The hellish place that I am forced to dwell in for 7 hours 5 times a week. Filled with transphobic people.
Person 1: "That trip to the gym was so tough, it felt like I was in middle school!"
Person 2: "Nothing could be that bad"
by DanCompressed March 5, 2017
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middle school

The worst years of anyone's entire life. Middle schools typically has grades 6-8, some middle schools have 5-8 or 7-8. Middle schoolers always make sexual jokes, flirt with other boys/girls, vandalizes school property such as the bathroom stalls, the student desks or the courtyard/playground (they often write people's names on the stalls such as "Person's name is a whore" or draws penises on it), gets into a lot of fights, smokes cigarettes, does drugs and gangbang, wears popular clothing like Nike, Hollister, Aeropostale, etc to be the "popular kid" and they gossip, always make out with another middle schooler in the corner, and usually has a relationship lasting no more than 2 weeks. Girls often twerk in the locker room. When you tell on the students that are doing something they aren't supposed to be doing, the staff does nothing about it.
Elementary schooler me: I can't wait to go to middle school!
Middle schooler me: MIDDLE SCHOOL IS HELL! I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN GO TO MIDDLE SCHOOL! GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE!
by a random eggplant December 28, 2019
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middle school

1.) Where everybody is so in a rush to grow up.

2.) (for boys) girls who won't even talk to you that you known since kindergarten.

3.) (for girls) boys who act like major assholes towards girls.

4.) dreams crushed that you have had since Elementary

5.) see hell
1. A middle schooler called emo on the first day blows bubbles in his milk.

Kid: GROW UP YOU BIG BABY

emo: ITS FUN

2.and 3. some kid talks to a girl and the girl says she is out of his league. some girl talks to her crush and he acts like a major asshole

4. teacher yells at you that you'll never accomplish anything.

5. The Government welcomes you to hell.

So middle schoolers listen fuck everything and don't listen to anything. You don't have to grow up until you are in high school because there are assholes who will try to jump you for not growing up. Fuck relationships they never last long anyway remember you can accomplish your dreams. If the teacher says otherwise you tell her to fuck off.
by One little hellian January 12, 2017
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middle school

Most people are definiting "middle school" as a horrible place where you become emo. Well, that's a possibility, but middle school is easily the best few years of someone's life. You're too mature for the High School Musical obessors of elementary school but still too kiddie to lose your virigity. Well, for some people anyways. It's a transitioning time in our lives...let's face it, middle school is where you take your first puff of weed or your first relationship. It's a time to not be forgotten.
Middle school was some of the best years of my life.
by Nicxolelovesyou January 3, 2008
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middle school

Middle school is a sheltered area were kids grow up knowing the good things in life. To them it may seem like hell but once they enter high school they are in for a surprise.
Middle school was my heaven. High school sucks.
by Tootsie Roll December 28, 2005
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