Microsoft Credge

Slang term for the new Chromium version of their failed Microsoft Edge browser.

Does that mean Microsoft Credge will get the crappy scrolling and touch input of Chrome?

by VinDSL March 23, 2019

Microsoft Surface

Quite possibly the coolest thing Microsoft has created since the Xbox 360 in 2005. It is a tablet with an interface like its sister product Windows 8. The coolest feature is the ability to attach a soft keyboard that doubles as a cover, dubbed Touch Cover, while putting the tablet up on a built-in stand. So it's almost a touchscreen laptop.

Microsoft Surface proves that Microsoft can be a little like Apple, sometimes.

by Hmail July 23, 2012

Microsoft Office

The Stupid Writing Thing That Has The Stupid Talking Paperclip

I Want To Kill ClippyFrom Microsoft Office

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 18, 2008

Microsoft Fanboy

Someone who boners over Windows, Zune, Xbox, anything Microsoft. Not quite as cancerous as Apple fanboys, as they will run themselves into debt to get the latest iDevice that has only minor improvements over the previous generation and still uses the same locked down shitty OSes.

Metro gives me a boner. Muhgawd I am such a Microsoft fanboy.

by ArgentWarrior20 September 6, 2014

Microsoft Support Centre

The people who always tell you that "Restarting your computer" will always solve the problem.

And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.

Larry: Hi Microsoft, my PC has just been hacked and my hard drive has veen deleted and now my PC won't turn on.

MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.

Larry: How, it won't turn back on?

MSC: Press the power button

Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!

MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.

Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.

MSC: Is that a virus?

*Larry hangs up*

by Cloud November 14, 2004

microscopic

Tiny
Unbig
Not large
Ingigantic

Your worth to the Earth.

My IQ

My cousins bra size.

by Blonde_Goddess91 June 19, 2003

microsoft

A company most famous for its satirical "operating system," Windows. A sort of play-on-code from genuine operating systems, Windows amuses millions with its cartoonishly-dated gui (graphical user interface), Gerald Ford-esque clumsiness (whoops! I froze again! *laugh track*), hyper-zealous licensing scheme, and utter lack of usability. For these reasons and many others Windows popularity remains very high.

And why shouldn't spyware be able to install itself on my computer?!

by Lenard DeWayne Jackson September 1, 2005