indexed myself

When your index finger pokes through toilet paper and impacts your rectum area while you are wiping yourself clean after a bowel movement.

Sorry I took so long, I totally indexed myself in there and I had to wash my hands twice.

by WVMike March 25, 2016

eat myself

when you eat yourself

I should eat myself

by squintythicc January 20, 2019

I crack myself up

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.

I love telling Dad jokes, I crack myself up!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

im gonna jubilee line myself

Jubilee line is a song by Wilbur Soot (Your city gave me asthma 2020 full album) which refers to the suicide attempts in London.

X: Hey dude! Are you okay?

Y:Hey, im gonna jubilee line myself.

by wibluir_suit December 10, 2021

help myself

Avoid some situation or thing

I can't help myself when you put your hands on me.

by LeooLouizz September 14, 2013

yeah I’ll see myself out

When someone does something gross and stupid and realizes they did something gross and stupid

Person 1: Hey, what happens when I bang a girl?

Person 2: idk, what?

Person 1: she comes to you tomorrow with adoption papers!

Person 2: ...
Person 1: yeah I’ll see myself out

by imextermelywealthyandgay October 20, 2020

I Can't Coman Kill Myself

It's a popular Nigerian expression for "In the end i did my best". It is often used by Nigerian men with lower sex drive than their partners (especially when the partner wants sex more often and in a more erotic way)

Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.

Bright: My wife complains i don't last longer in bed.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.

by Grumpy Ned January 7, 2020