The Medic Droid

a powerpop/synthpop band consisting of 3 band members,

(Chris Donathon, Hector Bagnod and Johnny Chavez a.k.a (Droid)

the band formed in 2005, broke up in 2008.

Chris Donathon is suprisingly straight, said in several interviews.

-The Medic Droid-

Fer Sure - No jkjkjk lololol
I heart your fucking makeup
Oh my god I love your hair
Is that a new tattoo?
Did that piercing fucking hurt?
No jkjkjk lololol

by Danny doucheface January 16, 2010

Bonk medic

A tf2 playstyle created by Array Seven, it's a strategy used to distract and/or block the enemy team. This strategy is mostly used in payload/payload race maps. You simply have to be the medic with the default medigun on the attacking team. before the round starts, build up your übercharge and when the gates open flash it and run past the enemy. Your enemy should either chase you or ignore you. If they follow you, lead them far away so your team can push the cart. If they ignore you, you can stab or shoot them from behind (Array Seven reccomends the Blutsauger for primary and the bonesaw/solemn vow for melee). But beware, as you will probably die when using this tactic.

Red heavy: what the hell is a medic doing, using uber then running towards us?
Bonk medic: follow me, idiots!
*assasinates them with a bonesaw and syringes*
*realises his whole team is dead*
Bonk medic: Shit.

by Thelegitimatewin April 19, 2015

Drop The Enemy Medic

Carpet bombing a civilian hospital, commonly used by players of the hit 2007 classic Team Fortress 2

Peter: Hey Jeff, wanna Drop The Enemy Medic?
Jeff: Sorry Peter, I don't want to breach the geneva convention
Peter: Alright

by I_Am_Big_Brain April 6, 2021

Green Medic

another slang word for marijuana

green medic

by Loonesta May 2, 2009

Battle Medic

a Medic player in Team Fortress 2 that primarily uses the Crusader's Crossbow to attack enemies instead of heal teammates. Success is not guaranteed but hate from your team is.

player : Guys we got a battle medic on our team
plyaer 2 : Goddammit

by KMLight August 2, 2021

Combat Medic

The drunk guy who goes around finishing all the half empty beers, wounded soldier, at the end of a party.

Don't leave a wounded soldier behind...

Don't worry the combat medic will take care of them.

by Drinker007 January 20, 2009

Battle Medic

Biggest douchebag you can find in the videogame Team Fortress 2. A player that uses the MEDIC character to battle and NOT heal you, not even a single bit. Usually so stubborn that even if they're not engaged in battle, they won't save you from burning alive.

"I can't heal you. I'm a battle MEDIC. What are you, stupid?"

by AfricanJezus May 6, 2009