malding

emil

emil is malding

by SkelettMan April 26, 2023

Malding

Malder is someone who brings the mood down by being quiet whilst angry.

Someone who is mad for no reason and feels like mf real depressed.

Malding can also spread, if the person is malding and their friends try to cheer them up but fail, they're eventually also going to start malding.

Maldee is a spredee

"Tyler, why are you malding?"
"fr bro why you so mad?"

Tyler: I'm not malding! I only mald when you tell me im malding..*continues to mald even harder*

by maldermax September 11, 2023

Malding

Noah Bowlds

Noah is "malding" as always

by Zeke50 December 4, 2023

text mauling

When someone texts you barbs, cryptic remarks or questions so as to relentlessly wear you down to their point of view, or to twist your response to conform to their position or desired outcome; especially if there are many of them, received intermittently, over a period of time: a day or two.

It feels like you are being punched or jabbed, sometimes by surprise-- here they are again: bam!--when you thought it was done, over they're back with another comment.

I've been clear on my position, please stop text mauling me; I am not going to agree with you.

by Ireland Brown March 18, 2010

sugar moulding

Sugar Moulding is a practice amongst the upper classes of society in which sugar is carved into intricate shapes, using a phallus.

"Mate, why are you scratching your crotch?"
"Sorry Dave, just had a long night sugar moulding!"

by Tom Davies August 3, 2015

Miller Mauldin

This dude thinks he is the coolest kid ever. He will brag about how heavy his backpack is and can even carry six chairs at once. He compares himself to Chuck Norris but is really lighting McQueen's left ballsack. He doesn't like to admit it but he is really creepy too. He likes to stalk Shy on snapchat. This dude also watches anime but doesn't admit it either.

Miller Mauldin pls stop stalking Shy on snapchat.

by Timmy_Crow October 27, 2020

Darth Mauling

The act of attaching a strap-on to your rear and fucking two girls doggy style from both sides, switching from time to time

I wonder if Jessica and Sarah would be down for a little Darth Mauling later

by dwaynedamane September 30, 2020