Mateusz

Dopest mf out there. Mateusz gets all the women and is rich as hell. His physique is chiseled out of stone.

“Yo this kid I met was so fine”
“Oh ya that must’ve been Mateusz”

by Homerchu1234 July 1, 2022

Matteas

nintendo nerd last name petorossi smells like moldy cheese(steals kids for fun)

that pedo is such a matteas (also matteo)

by gooble gobble 9000 May 1, 2023

caydon mattes

An extremely hot guy who is short but packing. He’s got blond hair and blue eyes. Super attractive and makes you wet on site

Do you see that guy over there. He’s a mega hottie

Yeah that’s Caydon Mattes

by Simp for caydon February 21, 2021

Mattheus

Sir Mattheus Rilones creator of the of the multi-verse, master of the space time continuum, commander in chief of the minecraft militia, reached Nirvana in 0.000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds, is more powerful than what we perceive as God, can obliterate 5 universes in the blink of an eye, will banish any non-believer to the depths of hell beyond Satan's control, his universal brow holds the multi-verse and if grazed by anything the multi-verse will implode in 0.000000001 seconds, created everything we know, and only him and his disciples will survive when he goes maximum overdrive

Sir Mattheus Rilones I am your royal guard and I am here to protect you from danger.

by Disciple of the Great Mattheus March 30, 2018

mattews shopping list

when you give somone a blow job in a store when its open

"dude i just got a mattews shopping list in walmart"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

Matters

To be a worthless coward of a drunk that sits around and does nothing but chew on oneself and masterbate constantly to scat porn.

Also one who is to lazy to chew his fast food and chooses to put it in a blender so he or she does not have to chew.

Steve has been such a mess of a Matters latly, he blended a milkshake, double cheeseburger and french fries all together. Then did a a shot and took a nap. When he woke up he was to lazy to blow his nose in the bathroom so he took off his sock and fire a snot rocket into it.

by DrewBagger April 9, 2008

Masteusche

1. The having of pre-pubescent facial hair above the lip.
2. A human of the female variety with a hairy upper lip.
3. The act of being a complete and utter hairy douchebag.
4. The act of gluing your partner's lips shut with your cum.

Ted:OMG! Todd,what the fuck is that on Mary's face?
Todd: I think it's a damn masteusche!

Grisly: "Grow some balls and shave that masteusche, nigger boy neal"

Captain America: "Wonder Boy, the next time I see your mom, I'm going to masteusche her lips together."

by Captain Cocks AKA Todd Anus June 7, 2008