Cunt Bastering

The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.

Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!

by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018

Masteritis

The period between Christmas day 2009 and New Years day 2010 where many members of the public turned into the Master from Doctor Who.

Masteritis has spread like wildfire on many popular internet sites.

by MrsMazzyTennant January 1, 2010

Mastermind

Person who definitely do not maybe kill people

Did you hear about that death

In no way was i the Mastermind

by Shitmissle May 21, 2016

masternoaboa

Masternoaboa is a man who goes by many names. He has traveled across the world and has made his own State.

Masternoaboa- King of Flawda

by MasterNoaboa January 13, 2023

Mandering

Similar to wandering, but in a more absurd way. This can sometimes be classified as a condition---and happens to people who regulary pace back and forth in a room while engaging in a conversation with themselves and/or another individual. One who is wandering will be in a conversation with a group, but then with no hesitation will be (sometimes seen) in another group of random people either causing a comedic scene or escalating situation. Those who engage in mandering try to never cause harm, but just aimlessly walk into scenarios in a leisure manner with no fear of any consequences that may arise. They may get lost and not recollect where they had dissapeared off especially under a high level of intoxication.

Rob: Do you know where Bruce went off to last night?

Ted: Uhh you know he was probably mandering around and shooting shit with the locals.

Rob: Ha. Yeah prolly... that shithead! I couldn't get ahold of him and had to take a cab back

by Tucker3444 September 16, 2010

the mastermind rule

The rule that the current activity takes priority over another pending activity, derived from the BBC quiz show Mastermind's catchphrase "I've started so I'll finish." The rule can be invoked at any point during the activity, but is not necessary should the alternative be more favourable.

Jon Humphreys: What is the capital *beep* - I've started so I'll finish - of Namibia?
Contestant: Windhoek

Miles: Can you pass me the kingers so I don't have to map out, actually I''ll invoke the mastermind rule as I've started so I'll finish.

by Burger King Diamond August 18, 2011

Microwave Mastermind

A nigga that can create anything he desires out of just the stuff he finds in the fridge or freezer. Can be made from leftovers, a fuckload of side dishes, or just crackers and condiments. Once he sticks it in that microwave for just the right amount of time, that nigga is guaranteed eating the dankest meal of the day.

"What'd you have for lunch?"

"A barbecue chicken sandwich with jalapenos and grated cheese."

"Fast food?"

"Nahh. My house."

"You Microwave Mastermind."

by VandalTR January 26, 2012