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Martian

Someone behaving unusually as if they were from mars. Usually used in an unserious context. Sometimes used to describe someone not understanding something basic.
Person 1: I don't understand why the children yearn for the mines
Person 2: You're so martian bro
by laurenj67 August 5, 2025
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Your Favorite Martian

Your Favorite Martian, or Martian Multiverse is one of the best bands to ever exist, creating it’s first son/g in 2011 and unfortunately retiring in 2012 but now, as of 2022, they’re back! The four main characters, Puff Puff, DeeJay, Axel and Benatar make up the band and bring us joy
by Futon_Stalker June 24, 2022
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The Martian Filler

The process of pouring dirty bong water up someones ass, and then inserting a straw into the hairy cocktail and taking gentle sips.
Nigga bent over and it took point 5 of a second to give him The Martian Filler.
by TheUnholyPisscube February 24, 2019
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Rafaela Martian

An amazing girl and all around funny person. Rafaela Martian will be with you to the very end. She will always be your friend, even if your rude to her. Kind of shy, but once you get to know her, you'll see her true personality. RAFAELA IS A NAME ONLY GIVEN TO RUSSIANS OR ARMENIANS
"I can't believe i met a Rafaela Martian today"
by ellegrak May 20, 2017
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Land Martian

Women with oddly colored hair. They might also like the same gender(which is okay)
Did you just see that Land Martian, she had some crazy color going on.
by T Tree Climber August 1, 2021
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The act of performing oral sex with a man, and then proceeding to quickly take your mouth off right before he orgasms, yelling “blast off” when he ejaculates and then catching the load on your face when it comes back down, then proceeding to say “The mission to Mars is a success!
I never had a Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper before until this crazy shawty from Thailand gave me on.
by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025
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The Martian Position

The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.
by pooptoes September 25, 2020
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