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Martian

A man commonly going by the name, "Marty ". Ethereal, is a common way to describe him, as he is out of this freaking world. He does things on a whim and keeps his head in the clouds while he blows clouds. He smokes more than any human can known to man and could easily self propel and take off in a hot air balloon if a canopy of nylon was placed over his head. He will, "blow your head off" during a smoke sesh. He is the dopest smoke you'll ever blow. if you're his girl, you will find yourself in another dimension.
Up, up, up and away, the Martian wont come down for days. Hes so out of place in anywhere but space. The martian gives you jetleg every time you spend time with him.
by Rawlikesushi93 April 17, 2019
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It took me hours to figure out what was wrong with my engine, but when I did I felt like a martian who’s about to discover fire
by ryangarrett March 11, 2021
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Rafaela Martian

An amazing girl and all around funny person. Rafaela Martian will be with you to the very end. She will always be your friend, even if your rude to her. Kind of shy, but once you get to know her, you'll see her true personality. RAFAELA IS A NAME ONLY GIVEN TO RUSSIANS OR ARMENIANS
"I can't believe i met a Rafaela Martian today"
by ellegrak May 20, 2017
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The Martian Filler

The process of pouring dirty bong water up someones ass, and then inserting a straw into the hairy cocktail and taking gentle sips.
Nigga bent over and it took point 5 of a second to give him The Martian Filler.
by TheUnholyPisscube February 24, 2019
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Alien Martian Tripods

These are cyborg and all-terrain 3-legged transport vehicles that transport Martian aliens from point A to B. There are two known types of these tripods:

1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit
The Alien Martian Tripods were here long ago, and they are here to take over the planet by eliminating threats and performing terraforming of the planet.
by billybobjoendus April 2, 2022
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Land Martian

Women with oddly colored hair. They might also like the same gender(which is okay)
Did you just see that Land Martian, she had some crazy color going on.
by T Tree Climber August 1, 2021
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