manics

short name for manic street preachers a welsh rock band

often thought to be better prior to the disapearance of rythym guitarist/lyricist Richy Edwards

this not the case, as they have matured to be one of the best bands of the 90's and are one of the greatest live acts ever. anybody who says that they are not as good since richey disapeared is an ignorant cock, as they have had most hits without him including

if you tollerate this then your children will be next

masses against the classes

australia

kevin carter

the everlasting

everything must go

tsunami

elvis impersonator:blackpool pier

and of course - design for life

case closed

by lord stuart June 1, 2005

praying mantits

When a man has such flabby tits that he is able to press them together so they touch, much like a set of praying titties.

Man, take a look at that guy. That's a real nice set of praying mantits. I'm jealous!

by Mr. Balloonhands November 17, 2013

Manticore

In swinger lingo, a single truly bi male sought after by many couples. They are thought to be so rare that they have attained the status of mythical creatures. Similar to a unicorn.

Many swingers will go their whole lives without seeing two manticores in the same place.

by Dashuu2 February 17, 2010

preying mantis

The only insect that makes a great pet.

They hatch on Memorial Day, give or take a few days. About July 4 they are large enough to find in the wild. If you have an egg case in a terrarium, you'll be able to see them as soon as they hatch, but good luck finding these little guys outside.

They all have wings, but only adult males fly. Males are slightly shorter, a lot skinnier, and much more hyper. They are a lot harder to catch and somewhat more difficult to tame.

If well fed, they are much less cannibalistic than commonly thought. Yes, a small percent are Jeffrey or Jennifer Dahmers, but most are not.

Unfortunately they are short lived. In the wild they die between fall and winter. In captivity they still might die in fall, but some will make it almost to next spring.

It may seem cruel, but it's usually best to clip their wings in the fall, as they get a disease which starts out as brown spots on their wings but soon turns into holes. They die sooner if you let them get this, or let it progress. Cut the wings and put some Neosporin CREAM on them with a Q-tip.

FOOD: Katydids are their favorite. Small grasshoppers are good. Moths are excellent. You may have to buy crickets in the winter. Baby mantids eat flightless fruitflies (PETSMART).

Preying Mantis Kung Fu mimicks the fighting style of the Preying Mantis.

by Brad Lee. Bad, rad -- Brad! June 11, 2006

manticle

A post-op substitute testicle

Look at my fine new pair of manticles

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

mud mantis

a lesser known derogatory term for those of african american descent usually referring to those who need a good bath

That damn mud mantis has been wearing that same shirt for the past three days!

by hater bob July 20, 2008

granny manties

A Grandmother who wears her husband's underwear because she confused them with her own.

My Grandpa thinks someone is stealing his drawers because my Grandma's eyesight is slipping and she's turned his laundry into her very own Granny Manties!

by GlazeHer July 1, 2014